Daniel Mail

30. he/him. Music/vinyl enthusiast 🎧. likes to jog. Runs on caffeine. Husband. cat 🐈‍⬛ and dog 🐶 dad. Not to be confused with the Daily Mail

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@PGriff_DJ @anon_opin They never should have started

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@JboiHQ That's me being pessimistic, maybe it'll come back in just a couple years or so. My point is nobody can put a timeframe on it right now, so it's a stretch to claim the show is a going concern!

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@JboiHQ People are getting worked up but you're correct. They didn't say "cancelled" in 1989 either yet we went 16 years without the show. Until they get a deal locked in, which isn't guaranteed, the show's as good as cancelled. Could take another 16 years to return. maybe even longer

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@anon_opin Surprised nobody’s made the obligatory reference to Disturbed’s awful rendition of the Sound of Silence here

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

Hey @AldiUK this is the second time this week we’ve found a spiky leaf in our crispy leaf salad. Might want to dial up the quality control as this is not exactly safe for consumption!

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@anon_opin I feel like I have a hard time articulating why Ed Sheeran angers me so much, but this helps. It’s what he represents: mass soulless, painfully bland mediocrity. And he still does it all under the guise of being “just a normal guy”. No one with that wealth/influence is ‘normal’

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@anon_opin He's gone 3218.688 kilometres
It's very far
The snow is falling down
Gets colder day by day
I miss you

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@YOUWAANN Modern metalcore fans be like “I love how every song sounds exactly the same, is suffocatingly overproduced and you cannot tell any of the bands apart”

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@creepcouture_ He’s never seemed authentic to me. The icing on the cake was when he had the audacity to yell “Watch out, pop music, we’re coming for you!” during his Grammy acceptance speech. Dude, you’ve worked with Dan from Imagine Dragons, KSI, Demi Lovato etc. Don’t pretend you’re above pop

[beth🦇🌙 @creepcouture_]

are people finally releasing that yungblud has been putting on a front this whole time and the whole overly caring about fans and not fame thing, being all ‘relatable’ and that was just a marketing tactic to get where he is now. sorry not sorryyyy

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@GingerWildheart You're a legend! See you in Hull <3

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@trumanblackfr The 1975 is just the “me me me” weirdo frontman, the second in command drummer who also co-writes and produces and is mr XCX, then there’s the other two no one seems to care about.

[Fr Paul @revpaulwhite]

In the UK the PM who is not mentioned in the Epstein files is fighting for his future because he appointed someone who is mentioned.

Meanwhile, in the US, the person who is mentioned 38,000 times, and who sends out racist memes, is still President...

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@SThingsMeme Her father died in 2023 and she started playing Vickie in 2022. Can we stop making shit up?

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@fesshole Not only did this not happen, but getting “to” and “two” mixed up is unforgivable

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@anon_opin Can’t we just call him Nonce Andrew? Easier to adapt to after knowing him as Prince Andrew for so long, less of a mouthful, way funnier, true, and deserved.

[Danny - #AVFC @danielhavfc]

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are fully grown adults who believe that Nigel Farage cares about them.

[Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz]

I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@brooklynvegan It’s no surprise she hates the beach and beach balls. These things are enjoyed in sunny weather, and she did tell us she’s only happy when it rains

[Daniel Mail @daniel_R_mail]

@Thebestfigen When I accidentally bumped my Apple Watch against my grandparents’ concrete shed it glitched and stopped working. I have some doubt from the picture that this watch was still functioning post-accident to monitor blood pressure or place a call