daniel

be good

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from cotton-eye

[daniel @daniel_ciletti]

RIP mac miller, played you a lil extra today, HBD 🙏

[Adam @adammorrow03]

Today is 🥶 🥶 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[lauren @laurnryn]

Hardest part of my day is always getting out of bed lol

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Lol… You get invited to the White House for dinner.. And they call out for McDonalds….. I’m done.

[daniel @daniel_ciletti]

immigrants helping out more than @realDonaldTrump

[daniel @daniel_ciletti]

First
How fucking disgusting and disrespectful to give them fast food after working their ass off. Also,you could pay for a thousand fucking lobsters or steaks instead. Give those 1000 hamburgers to people who fucking need it scum. Happy you’re proud to afford fucking Mcdonalds

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamburgers etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!

[make fletch happen @makefletchhapen]

Santa actually prefers vegan cookies and almond milk bc a plant based diet has a smaller carbon footprint and climate change will directly affect his home at the North Pole hate to break it to you

[Maddy O'Brien @Maddy_Obrien27]

Hallelujah started playing at church today

Kid behind me: mom this is the Shrek song

Thank god there is still hope for the next generation.

[Turdis L’Szechuan 🌴🤙 @CurtisRemarc]

My birthday wish today is just for you all to block gun girl and show me the screenshot of you doing it. Please. I’m begging for this one thing. I’m so fucking tired of you all making her famous.

[Nick. @captnickcramer]

Dudes be scared to moan during sex? I be in my girls ear like...

[áine @evansusually902]

When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

what the signs deserve in 2019:

aries- non-toxic friendships
taurus- money
gemini- prosperity
cancer- happiness
leo- great sex
virgo- good grades
libra- everything that’s good
scorpio-
sagittarius- fame
capricorn- physical & mental healthiness
aquarius- weed
pisces- fish

[Morgan Deichert @morgandeichert]

When your nephew asks for ketchup for Christmas, you get him ketchup for Christmas

[daniel @daniel_ciletti]

literally stay alone and die on this wonderful christmas but i hope everyone else’s is amazing

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

[mike 🍾 @champagnemikee]

Not to be dramatic but this is the cutest thing i have ever seen in my life

[Flee With The Grippaz Gone @FatherFlee]

Top 5 white people of all time

Mac Miller
Steve Irwin
Tony Hawk
Bill Nye
Stone Cold

There. That’s it. Nobody else.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Remember when George Bush lost a presidential debate (and perhaps the presidency) by just looking at his watch? Now we've got a serial liar and womanizer as president, a draft dodger surrounded by a bunch of corrupt crocodiles. Times change, eh?

[linds 𖨆 @hahayikesok]

i love that me and my dog are the stupidest bitches around: a short compilation