daniel

he/him
be good to one another and remember that we're all in this together - rising tides lift all ships

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Lil Uzi Bekistan, is that anything

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Working at the polls today and excited to see if democracy is dead. 3 hours in and so far we've got more poll workers than voters

[daniel @daniel_clough]

I'm going to be irrationally angry when I find out someone is replying to the AI summary of my messages and not each. carefully. picked. word. I've. chosen. for. you.

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Uno reverse

[daniel @daniel_clough]

They got Doncic AND Biden??

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Biden signs with Los Angeles talent agency https://t.co/4hLtHL3094

[daniel @daniel_clough]

@QUEENSPAGHETT1 Lots of ways to become evil - becoming so rich you lose your humanity, getting indoctrinated into thinking you're losing when someone else is winning, falling into a vat of acid, growing up in and benefitting from South African apartheid. Those are like the most common

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Newest members of the family are judging you

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Animals from the LA animal shelters are being driven up to SF SPCA (and presumably other nearby shelters), so if you want to help in an unconventional way, now is a great time to foster and adopt in the Bay Area #LosAngelesFire

[daniel @daniel_clough]

@QUEENSPAGHETT1 Boo!! The Bay area will miss you

[daniel @daniel_clough]

I hate these rednecks but this we can agree on

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Driving home, as soon as I hit the central valley my fellow PATRIOTS 🇺🇸 and I played the wonderful game of Fuck over the Teslas

[daniel @daniel_clough]

@QUEENSPAGHETT1 So worth it, it's fantastic

[daniel @daniel_clough]

How are Reps going to blame Dems about the state of the nation in 4 years when they have all 3 branches?? Like will people finally have a wake up call??

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Wait does he think that what he's done to this website is a success that should be replicated in the WH?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Let that sink in

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Buying a new car on election day means one thing, this guy is breaking out hard

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Absolutely killed it at work today

[daniel @daniel_clough]

Blue Devils more like I'm in an important client meeting and you're loud as hell in the middle of the workday, you Devil

[daniel @daniel_clough]

@QUEENSPAGHETT1 Everyone else who made the site good abandoned ship and Elon still thinks he can make it into the everything app so I'm not holding my breath

[daniel @daniel_clough]

The cool air of the fridge is never more exciting than when you open the fridge door and the light bulb doesn't come on

[daniel @daniel_clough]

I used to tweet a lot during election cycles making fun of the conservative candidate, but nowadays it just feels like punching down