Daniel Colborn

I do comedy and play music.

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@realDailyWire Anytime I hear the words “my truth” or “our truth” I know someone’s about to try to feed me a load of BS.

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@LibertyCappy Offer her cheese.

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@libsoftiktok She’s glad you shared this as the only people who will even consider buying anything from her is the people desperate for any opportunity to be spiteful towards you. Nobody’s cared what she’s been doing for over 20-years along with every other MTV star.

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@TheBabylonBee Wendy’s is the best fast food everywhere except Texas because they have Whataburger.

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@Timcast Yes, videos of men applying makeup while doing commentary.

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@RealCandaceO An easy way to learn what being tasteless and classless looks like is to watch your podcast. There are thousands of people you could constantly attack and you regularly choose to zero-in on a recently widowed woman.

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@RobertKennedyJr @CherylHines was playing me in this film. She doesn’t look like me at all but she nailed how my reaction would be.

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@Timcast I’m going to make a prequel to your podcast called Young Tim. It’ll essentially be a substantially lower budget Young Sheldon.

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@MattWalshBlog Just call your kids your emotional support children and you’ll be fine.

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@RobertKennedyJr Cheryl’s response is closer to how I’d react. My brain tells me touching a wild animal of any kind will lead to me getting an incurable disease that results in a slow and painful death.

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@ma1ybe This kid survived. You’re trying to make the argument had we allowed this kid to be killed earlier this wouldn’t have happened.

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@BenShapiroShow I found this clip while smoking a cigar and flipping through X.

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@daltonwelbern I once had a doctor accidentally note my middle name as last on a form I needed. When I showed them the mistake, they apologized and fixed it.

Saying “I’m sorry we published that, we’ll fix it” goes against this scheister persona Candace desperately clings to.

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@MVZD33 @MattWalshBlog I should spend less time on X says the dude who did a deep dive on my profile to work up to his two comments making fun of me.

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@MVZD33 @MattWalshBlog I can’t tell if this is a bot account that didn’t know how to engage with the story or someone who spends so much time consuming all the brain rot that they have no clue how to make a proper comparison to a particular complaint.

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@MattWalshBlog I agree and hope parents with children that were terrified by the alien staring into their bedroom sue. Everyone would have a problem with if they blasted music so loudly that everyone must hear it, you should have the same issue with a visual taking up the entire city skyline.

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@howard_wemple @JesseBWatters Yeah that’s definitely not a thing but nice try attempting to make it one.

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@AmazingPopPod Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog.

Ubu: ruff

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@PaulAnleitner Everyone who wants Blockbuster to return would only go for the first month for the nostalgia factor then right back to modern day habits. The business died for a reason, it failed to evolve and it turned down buying Netflix in its early years. It was fun but it’s outdated now.

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@RespectfulMemes Catman or Ostrichman