Daniel DRG

I like bikes

[Barbara 😷 NOT Barb! @bigskybabs]

My daughter is a server in a high end Los Angeles restaurant. She got asked by another server, who was slammed with tables, to deliver water to one of his tables. As she set the water down, the customers' appetizers arrived. The lady got belligerent and started hurling insults at

[apophene @iamzheanna]

Breaking: Biden issues apology for the White House’s pride flag display citing cultural divisiveness while unveiling a radical new flag for inclusion and loving big titty goth bitches

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My wife texted me this picture of her cart at Costco with the caption, "This is why I always beat you at Tetris." Savage. I think I'm in love.

[Daniel DRG @daniel_drg]

@MissMinaYoon Friends of mine used to work for their customer service department before COVID. Since the lockdown they turned to a log of shady practices to keep relevant and are definitely not a pro s*x work company any longer (if they ever truly were)

[Daniel DRG @daniel_drg]

@itsmegangraves Green Eggs Cafe
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[Daniel DRG @daniel_drg]

@itsmegangraves Bing Bing Dim Sum
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[Daniel DRG @daniel_drg]

@itsmegangraves Pho Ha
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https://t.co/j6QW40k9i8

[apophene @iamzheanna]

its actually crzy to me that some people aren't cuddly. are u saying u really dont want to melt into each other and let time cease existing?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If anything happens to My Twitter account, I want you always to remember how little I cared about any of you.

[C @HeronChe]

Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When you die that's it.

[Daniel DRG @daniel_drg]

@JoJoFromJerz Ghost World 😂

[Moogiejboogie @moogiejboogie]

Covering “I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole” an instant classic by Jolee @LisaRieffel #whatsinsideyourbutthole #ialwayswannaknow #jolee #aliens #astronauts

[meisandrist @meisandrist]

the penis-haver equivalent to “cum dumpster” is cum dispenser

[Daniel DRG @daniel_drg]

@M8R32 @OGIubee @JadloSky7 @BruzCruz @ItsDrDreidel @DrI_made @JustinTrudeau

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you think atheism encourages immorality, you should see what happens when My son lets you off the hook for all your sins.

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

This is one of the most important videos ever made