Rodeo is so funny, like all these spectators show up in full on western attire, an hour early. Meanwhile, half the contestants show up looking like they just got done golfing, fifteen minutes before they’re up and I love it 😂
She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby, I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go
Cowboys: I cannot believe people waste money on fireworks. Hundreds of dollars and nothing to show for it after 5 minutes of sparkles in the sky.
Everyone else: How much do you spend on diesel a year rodeoing?
Cowboys: Shut your mouth
Have you ever been DD for rodeo kids?? One guy is mad bc you killed his "game". Another takes off running up the road. Another has to be carried out & will spur you. One is sad bc he didn't make the short go 2 yrs ago. One never wants to leave. And someone keeps puking. https://t.co/IU5A4AZleW