how the cookie crumbos

A modest life of quiet virtue, mired in the red dust of the world below. Elite VO2 max.

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Tweet like nobody is liking

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@PooleMuse Call me when he doesn’t stomp on his own dick in the playoffs

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Crumbo sighting in its natural habitat.

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Crumbo melted in the crescent light of the eclipse and is recombobulating. Perhaps he will soon return.

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@PPapakonNucl This is why these things are so confusing. I thought I was answering that exact question.

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@yerrrning It is a world of wonder for our youth. The imprints of life are many. It is right and just that he sees the semblance of an act of love in our culinary aspirations. The greater question remains: is vanilla gay? I possess no answer.

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My father once told me to never shoot anyone out of anger.

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@BarbettiJames A lot of that on Off Leash.

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@PPapakonNucl @BarbettiJames Done

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@BarbettiJames the budget. I took my money and went to grad school. He went into construction. One of us is wealthy.

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@BarbettiJames I once had a connected person. We got a pilot contract or whatever it’s called for a show idea I had about a dog park. Fucking hilarious. I poured everything into it and we’d filmed two episodes before the network pulled the plug and gave our slot to a reality tv show with 1/5

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@BarbettiJames lol

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@BarbettiJames Trying to explain to her why you do this. She doesn't understand why you're not making it a book or a substack or whatever they're called. She insists people would pay for this. I said James doesn't want my money, but I was probably lying.

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@BarbettiJames I can't wait to see this on NetFlix.

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@BarbettiJames My daughter and I are laughing our asses off.

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Hopped back on, in the faint hope that infant decapitation discourse had extinguished itself, hoping to binge the latest episodes of my favorite new epic verse romance, and this motherfucker pops up with this horseshit.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Knowledge isn't free. You have to pay attention.

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I still love you stupid motherfuckers, as a friend.

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@BarbettiJames Quoth Dylan's Idiot Wind, "I can't help it if I'm lucky."

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@timgill924 I've occasionally muttered "fuck that book" to myself, but it's never gone further than that.

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@AkivaMCohen May we find mercy in the hands of our enemies, and they in ours.