Daniel Seward

UTK ‘20 || Former HS Athlete

[Daniel Seward @daniel_seward]

If anyone is trying to grill out before the Nick teen choice awards tonight hmu. Slime provided

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@BarstoolBigCat 85

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Explaining the “Financial Analyst” work experience on my resume:

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@MarkGosney8 Probably David unfortunately

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I would like to give my most sincere apologizes for the things I put y'all through during freshman year...

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@jakekeller4 I couldn’t turn down the corn maze

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I’m still sorry for 2012 Daniel

[Daniel Seward @daniel_seward]

I would like to give my most sincere apologizes for the things I put y'all through during freshman year...

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@RobbieRowe10 You bringing it back?

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@Ian_Bennie_ The same girl that stole my phiten

[Daniel Seward @daniel_seward]

So far today, I have:

-listened to the new TSwift album
-bought facial hair dye
*and
-downloaded the TurboTax app

I’m just one of the boys.

[Daniel Seward @daniel_seward]

Sorry for turning in my job application late.
I couldn’t find the option to upload my JV Baseball highlights anywhere

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Can’t stop thinking about her 😔

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Zoom chat messages need to have read receipts...I need to know if I’m being ghosted or not.

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Go check this guy out! I don’t really know who he is but he seems hilarious and he is my roommate!!

[Jayden @infjandproud]

Episode 2 of QuaranTalk - the official night show of the pandemic. Featuring special guest @jchunt_98
https://t.co/SsWVrx6a4e

[Daniel Seward @daniel_seward]

Texting her a game invite to play 8 ball pool at 11:59 so I’m her first thought of the decade

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Wearing my blue light glasses on campus so women will see me as more than just a freak athlete

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She said she only likes bad boys so now I’m putting on my Under Armour hoodie

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The commitment required to be a Tennessee fan will make the commitment of marriage look like a walk in the park

[Daniel Seward @daniel_seward]

I won the Kahoot quiz in class today and she still hasn’t even texted me

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My mom didn’t sign the field trip release form so I’m stuck at home playing doodle jump while my entire grade is at Six Flags

[Daniel Seward @daniel_seward]

Your mcm never made it to the Merlin series in the Magic Tree House books

[Daniel Seward @daniel_seward]

Went to the job fair today and not a single employer asked me about my ‘40 time

I literally wore cleats for no reason