Daniel Shipps

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[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

“Go out there and play like you have the country on your back– because you do.”

CHILLS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺�

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Me coming out the bathroom after throwing up and hearing “who wants more shots?”

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

How it feels when your joke bangs in the gc

[k @alfkkifine]

i be like "i'm fine" and then shake my legs at 145mph

[Daniel Shipps @daniel_shipps]

@kirkmin Thank god you’re not in it

[brandon* @brndxix]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[mau @rllydu]

do i want to add a fried egg?? what kind of question is that? yes add the fried egg. fuck you

[Daniel Shipps @daniel_shipps]

@kirkmin @RobbyBerger Good. You’re a fucking clown

[lexiiiiiiiiiiiii @blondspit]

Rubbing the absolute fuck out of my allergy eyes feels so good

[Binyamin @ohwowthejet]

New Spotify DJ is like “remember when your life was in shambles 6 months ago? You listened to THIS song 40 times in one day as your world came crumbling down. Let’s bring you right back to that. Enjoy!”

[Daniel Shipps @daniel_shipps]

@DevinAlbertson Point Guard U

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#nah

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW, WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!

[Arrowhead Pride @ArrowheadPride]

Maybe next year, America.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

on the way to Christmas knowing I’m the drunk uncle now

[UNC Tar Heels @GoHeels]

Welcome to Chapel Hill, Bill Belichick!

The eight-time Super Bowl Champion has officially been named our next @UNCFootball Head Coach.

#GoHeels x #ChapelBill