LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN
Eddie loved Shannon like a best friend but thought she was the love of his life
Eddie loves Buck like he is the love of his life but thinks he is his best friend
supernatural is so funny. sometimes they'll look for god and say things like "try new mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla" "no, he's not on any flatbread" and then you get bangers like "freedom is a length of rope and god wants you to hang yourself with it".
Oh.. y’all must not know Kurt, the freakiest of the freaky frogs
AKA Mister “Make More Mutants”
AKA the only X-Man to deliver a sermon while delivering backshots
AKA that tail is fully prehensile
AKA—