Oluwatobiloba

La vie est un mystère qu'il faut vivre 🦅||IT support ||

[Oluwatobiloba @danielagandim]

You petty die 😭😭😭

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

Btw,I sent yam and fried eggs to my talking stage this year… like I cooked and sent to her,she didn’t return my cooler.

Carry the cooler to your husband house,anini 😑

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

“You can change your life. If you want to.”

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

You know that nagging feeling where you know you'll be great one day?

Don't let that feeling die for any reason even if you're in the pit.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I mean…

Omo Alhaji didn’t use the wrong person as an example fr.

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

I keep on revisiting this. You might not realize the depth of what he said. In urdu poetry, there is a concept where poets view God as a lonely being, so lonely that He created free willed humans for company. Loneliness is a Godly trait & whoever enters its realm meets God there

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

It is normal to block your partner over a misunderstanding, but it is not normal to block the men “disturbing” you, and it is insecurity on your man’s part for suggesting you block them.

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

E no affect me at all.

We don't go after same kind of women.

[Ose @Iam_smeezy]

Olu Maintain - Nawti; this song should be kept in a museum.

[Oluwatobiloba @danielagandim]

@mary3dex @Ohyinkanhabx The cabinet doors are not tightly sealed.

[Oluwatobiloba @danielagandim]

This was me 3 weeks ago until I decided to find out why I wasn’t seeing them anymore and yes I found a snake in my kitchen cabinets.

[Ohyinkan hade @Ohyinkanhabx]

Rat plenty for my house before but all of a sudden, I no dey see them again and I don’t use any pesticides for them. Does that means they don die or what?

@arojinle1

[Oluwatobiloba @danielagandim]

This is exactly what my allergy does to my lips and eyes 😭

[PÁTRIA MAMADA 🤣 @patriamamada]

A desvantagem de comer mel no meio do mato é essa!

[Hamilton @hamiltonawah]

She’s the kind of woman who if BAT wants to give you 10k for Uber she’ll tell him to give you 1k instead to enter bus and you can trek the remaining distance so you can stay healthy.

[Oluwatobiloba @danielagandim]

That Wande Coal and Wizkid’s new song will be so big if it finds its way to TikTok.

[Oluwatobiloba @danielagandim]

Nigerians 💔
Poor Nigerians 💔💔
Everything revolves around money here. No values, no class, no shame just pure greed and wickedness.

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

What is going on in Alex Ekubo’s family ???
Why are they going to bloggers ???

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There will never be a revolution because we hate each other more than we hate the system.

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

Aki that quoted a line from Macbeth by heart and pawpaw with his pop culture lines are who you’re…..why am I explaining?

[🧎🏾 @Luchoresi]

He constantly impresses me

[viridis artem @viridisartem]

imagine dating someone who actually likes who you are as a person

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Druski took his baby mama Bambi to a plastic surgeon ready to remake EVERYTHING from head to toe, but quickly changed his mind when he found out the bill was going to be $50K 😭💀💸

“If you ain’t see the shape of that a**, oh I stayed down. A** look like a bicycle seat… Redesign the b*tch, execute the vision. Inflate that motherf*cker… Throw the whole body out. Keep the soul, k*ll the body.” 🤣

[ezgi 𑣿 @urfavturkic_]

les remis, les vus, la règle des 3 mois, ghosting, le non-contact, situationship, microcheating, nonchalance pour pas être pris pour acquise, vous vous rendez pas compte mais on a remplacé les sentiments par des stratégies