Daniel Alm

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

10p

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

Hi @chelseafc. Heard Arsenal are planning to buy 6,000,000 lens cloths from us. Just FYI.

[Squawka @Squawka]

Lionel Messi holds the all-time record for the following in LaLiga:

◉ Most goals
◉ Most goals in a season
◉ Most direct free-kick goals
◉ Most assists
◉ Most assists in a season
◉ Most hat-tricks
◉ =Most hat-tricks scored in a season

It really was LeoLiga.

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

Ederson is a better centre-midfielder than Elneny

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

He has come a long way.

[Eli @ElMengem]

2017: Tony Adams imparts his special brand of footballing wisdom on a young Granada squad.
2020: Granada qualify for Europe for the first time ever, coincidence? I think not.

[robin berglund @maskinistet]

Varför heter det arkitektur och inte Bygglovs-Matte?

[allen @Imtheallen]

@DonHaci @daaaamn1 there is the proof

[Kim Virsen @Kimvirsen]

Göte ställer dom viktiga frågorna

[Serge Gnabry @SergeGnabry]

London still red.. #FCB

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Scoring at home to Bayern isn’t for everyone.

[Threesixtytv @threesixtytv]

Ashley Cole struggling to pronounce the team names in the Europa League draw lol

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Premier League assists in the last 6 seasons:

🎯 Jesse Lingard: 10
🎯 Adam Johnson: 11

Adam Johnson has been in jail for the past 3 years.

[The Gooners @TheGooners__]

https://t.co/12vG8A3zFZ

[The Gooners @TheGooners__]

It’s Raul FC https://t.co/1FfseEIty6

[Ladbrokes @Ladbrokes]

When everyone thinks your budget is £45m but you make an €80m+ offer to sign Nicolas Pepe

😏

#AFC

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

On this day in 2001, Sol Campbell became an Arsenal player, producing one of the most iconic quotes of all time in the process.

‘I always dreamed of winning the league at White Hart Lane, so I left and joined Arsenal’.

[Erik Carlsson @ErikCarlsson]

Den mest udda jobbfrånvaron jag hört hittills:

Min nya kollega sjukskrevs i en månad efter att ha blivit skjuten på ett bröllop.

⛔️ Varning för otrevliga bilder längre ned i tråden.