I know this is fun but on a serious note, there is no such thing as a kids menu. Start your kids dining out EARLY. The learning of etiquette, table manners, expanding their palate, etc will keep them from being chicken tender avengers at 27.
calling friends out on their BS is part of being a true friend, if you can’t handle it then it’s time to part ways... simple as that. We too old for half friends.