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[stella @yoonogy]

every day really just feels like this

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this picture goes incredibly hard

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Those are fighting words.

[gallo @dieluqy]

remembered my bachelors degree

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

[erin is on the pluribus @hellybus]

telling people to watch severance and seeing their face light up when you explain the plot and then they ask the dreaded question. ‘so what is it on?’

[Glow✰ @gIowiny]

me vs saying “they tried to kill me” after any unpleasant experience

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[$🇵🇹 @HeavyMtlHookr]

We’ve lost the plot

[Cleotrapa 💋 @iamcleotrapa]

Damn nothing new with vampires & witches to watch?????? Hollywood losing me bad

[tdk @tdkumon]

trunp 💔

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

gwen stefani in vivienne westwood (2004)

[gtblessgo @qualiki]

When yo fit fire but u ugly

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“Have you ever thought about just having a shittier life?”

Great stuff, guys.

[Emma Camp @emmma_camp_]

The way my jaw DROPPED.

[Leah Libresco Sargeant @LeahLibresco]

Georgetown Law has told a pregnant student whose baby is due during exams that she must take the test a few days postpartum, with baby in tow.

No early or remote exam since “it would be inequitable to all the other non-birthing students in her class.”

https://t.co/1neZtHxaem

[mariana @pastapilled]

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

[Dee @figgled]

I used the label maker

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

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