☎️ 1(800)DOWN-BAD

Dude doing stuff • @howardu forever

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[🤠 @love4odin]

have to be the best flex of all time, u can skip to any point in this 18 minute video & it's the most legendary shit of all time

[jaymo @cousinjaymo]

Linking up wit yo one cousin that do percs

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Spotted out in the wild

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Just looked at the date this was posted

[Big Kahuna @TheMSeries1]

What happened in Atlanta for you to tweet this?

[☎️ 1(800)DOWN-BAD @danielatlarge]

Capitalism is whooping my ass this year.

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

2017 Lakers Summer League championship team was the greatest of all time 😭

- Lonzo Ball
- Brandon Ingram
- Josh Hart
- Kyle Kuzma
- Ivica Zubac
- Alex Caruso
- Thomas Bryant

[bum @BattleRapBum]

. @KMbappe

[low yield lucy @picotop]

intern just said "type shit" to a client.

[Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer]

Washington DC during Obama’s second term was the Renaissance Florence of fast casual. We had bowl concepts doing generational work, bowl concepts to make an intern weep, now lost to obscurity because they shared a time and place with Michelangelo (Cava) & Raphael (Sweetgreen)

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

Nothing made a car feel cooler than this

[Bands FC @_Bands_FC]

When you have Switzerland v Colombia at 9pm and a minimal techno Boiler Room DJ set at 3am

[wifloner @wifloner]

Hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” nigga I do what I gotta do