Daniel Banyard

[Cineworld @cineworld]

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[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

@FabrizioRomano Same repetitive bollocks being rolled out again you grifting cuntnugget

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Thanks for everything boss. Gave me and many others our best ever day in football

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We can announce that Eddie Howe has informed the club of his decision to step down as head coach.

The club has accepted Eddie’s decision and would like to thank him for his extraordinary contribution. 🖤�We can announce that Eddie Howe has informed the club of his decision to step down as head coach.

The club has accepted Eddie’s decision and would like to thank him for his extraordinary contribution. 🖤�We can announce that Eddie Howe has informed the club of his decision to step down as head coach.

The club has accepted Eddie’s decision and would like to thank him for his extraordinary contribution. 🖤�We can announce that Eddie Howe has informed the club of his decision to step down as head coach.

The club has accepted Eddie’s decision and would like to thank him for his extraordinary contribution. 🖤🤍

[Cineworld @cineworld]

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[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

The man who made me fall in love with this club. RIP King Kev #NUFC

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

France look like they've had one of their in camp scraps and can't be bothered with it tonight #FRAESP

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Hailed as Trippiers understudy and eventual successor when he signed. We are terrible at identifying and developing young players

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Harrison Ashby has joined League One side Luton Town on a season-long loan.

Best of luck, @harrisonashbyy 🤝

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Despise this club sometimes, Bruno goes that's the heart of the club torn out. Never fall in love with a player

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6W3cpcqKKh

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Got a feeling Egypt will win tonight

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

100 million for a player who runs about a bit, games gone #NUFC

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Sounds like some of the cunts on Vinted

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🚨 EXC: Newcastle rebuff second Tottenham approach for Sandro Tonali

💰 Spurs did NOT improve on initial offer, but asked NUFC to reconsider. Swiftly knocked back

https://t.co/3At7HtfDpa

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Can we have some good news for a fucking change #NUFC

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🚨 EXC: Newcastle braced for Arsenal approach for Bruno Guimaraes

🗣️ UK reps for Brazilian have held talks with Premier League champions

⬇️ Full story w/ @TomCollomosse

https://t.co/AsPVUR7Xq6

[LC @NUFCLC]

Press were asked not to post anything about Keegan’s doo last night - only for Craig Hope to put it straight out behind a paywall.

This is why I hate it when people think I criticise him because of his atrocious football takes. It’s cause he’s a poisonous classless cunt.

#NUFC

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Can enjoy the summer now this bollocks is over, cheers lads #NUFC

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Lads going to end up being labelled a sicknote at the rate he's picking up injuries

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Lewis Miley will miss the remaining three matches of the season after fracturing his fibula.

The 20-year-old midfielder sustained the injury to his lower right leg during training on Tuesday.

He will travel to a specialist consultant on Wednesday before continuing his rehabilitation with the club’s medical team, and is expected to return for the start of pre-season.

Wishing you a speedy recovery, @LewisMiley1 🙏

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Thick Pope #NUFC

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Livramento disappearing at the back post again #NUFC

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Nuno Mendes in Spanish must mean Lewis Hall #NUFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Marc Cucurella: “I’m at very good level… but Nuno Mendes is the best left back in the world”, told @RNEdeportes.

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Take the money for Livramento as well

[Daniel Banyard @danielbanyard]

Disgraceful performance. Mentality of this team stinks, absolutely bottled it. Bar a few players the rest just don't give a fuck #NUFC