Daniel Blouin

Public servant, Habs fan, defender of the Oxford comma. He/him if you must. Can fold fitted sheets. Knows the worst joke ever. (Don't @ me, just accept it.)

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

To the 2 year old who has been watching a big dog bark, then answering with a high pitched "woof woooooooof" for the past 20 minutes: never, ever change

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@dog_rates brings a new meaning to peer review

[Tim Thompson @b0undless]

Dear Canada, I felt compelled to make something. To stick up for, and to honour. To show our strength, beauty, genius, empathy, light & heart. It's made with deep gratitude for the people and places of this beautiful land. Vive le Canada 🇨🇦❤️✌️💪 https://t.co/UNXJ0UusP1

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

probably should have drawn the line earlier, but actual Nazi salute is kind of a firm one

Maybe see y'all where skies are bluer. Maybe not.

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@BillCooney Cant spell backfired without fired

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@mjmclean Would have been nice if he'd had or implemented any of these ideas when he was actually a position of authority as Clerk

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@Highly_Touted Also depends on what you are into. If you like comedy there are usually reasonably priced shows within a few streets of the strip. Same for magic if that is your jam.

Very cheap option: sit in a casino sports book and catch games. Enjoy people freaking out on weird prop bets.

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@Highly_Touted I say from experience that a week is a loooooong time to be in the core of Vegas. Highly recommend getting out of the city. Grand Canyon bus trips are slightly expensive but it is a full day, so even at ~$120 per could be worth it IMO.

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@achapnick Was half expecting a Rickroll, honestly. Very informative!

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@dog_rates On the plus side: now adorable in 473 timelines

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@benFsinger For people who don't drive it's an easy form of recognizable ID. Plus if you're in the habit of carrying it while flying anyway...

[Daniel Dunderfelt @ddunderfelt]

Me: the file??

OneDrive: you have a file for me? I can take care of that

Me: no I just gave you a file, where did you save it?

OneDrive: saving files is my specialty! Just gimme the file

Me: I just did and you saved it somewhere. Where did you save it?

OneDrive: somewhere, like you said

Me: wtf I asked you where you saved it, it was not a statement!

OneDrive: ”you saved it somewhere” sure sounds like a statement. And you are correct 😊

Me: okay so where is it?

OneDrive: where is what?

Me: the file that you took

OneDrive: that’s a serious accusation. I do not steal data

Me: ugh no… it’s a figure of speech

OneDrive: I’m suing you for slander

[Chris Selley @cselley]

Has Paul McCartney ever apologized for Wonderful Christmastime? Because he should have.

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@MidOfficer Where is 'bring back the walnut crunch' on any political party platform, I ask you

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@dog_rates Quite deliberate in his choice, but he's a stickler for small details

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@RyanTumilty Still feeling like it's March 1753, 2020 over here

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

@kathguillot

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

One of those days where the default tweet prompt "What is happening!?" seems entirely appropriate

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

Alexei Kovalev when he was pissed off and actually gave 100% effort. That shift against the Bruins in '08 when Chara knocked his helmet off. AK got up and was absolutely untouchable.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Other than Wayne Gretzky, who’s the most exciting hockey player you ever watched?

[Daniel Blouin @danielblouin]

I'm down to about 40% joking

[Matt Gurney @mattgurney]

I am only about 60% joking when I tell people that the internet was a mistake and we should turn it off.

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

It’s funnier if you say the Mets signed 37 year old Juan Soto for $200 million for 4 years