daniel burgan

can't think of a good reason why, but if you want to venmo me money, inquire within

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

Bold Prediction: @JTaillon50 goes 17-7 this season and wins game 3 of the ALDS.

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

We’re all thinking it, but no one is saying it—Allen Iverson is the “AI” at the wheel of chat gpt

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

Not listed, but highly recommended: taking screen shots of your weather app.

[The Hill @thehill]

5 things NOT to do at home during the Arctic freeze https://t.co/HV6LFGTEYt

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

This is a test. I repeat. This is a test.

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

@charliekirk11 let's just imagine for a second the absolutely staggering number of investigations that the FBI is conducting at any single moment in time. why they would stop and say: shit, i really need to call charlie kirk and let him know what we are investigating!

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

@BobbyMilone29 Benintendi and Josh Staumont? get em both in the same place

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

January 6 thing on tv today really got me thinking: how did it take 35 years for me to find about sea salt spray? what didn't they want me to know? that I could add texture AND volume AND waves to my hair!?

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

UPDATE: after 10 starts, @JTaillon50 is 6-1.

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

Bold Prediction: @JTaillon50 goes 17-7 this season and wins game 3 of the ALDS.

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

I had a green delicious apple this morning and I am pleased to report that it was both green and delicious. And they say, "what's in a name?"

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

wait, did the Orioles change the dimensions of their outfield or not. i think it's only come up once or twice during today's broadcast and i haven't seen a graphic.

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

@allamerican0563 @mccomasj @tedcruz https://t.co/PVeodTjTIR

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

@PlayoffTanaka_ wish my father ever looked at me like that...

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

Friggin Gleyber! #RepBX

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

@HicksRBW I mean, can't just let marGOD flounder on the bench all season, either. it's more like they are going for it on 4th and 9 from their own 35 in the first quarter than punting

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

Must be near Alito's summer house. these rapscallion activists must be stopped!

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

A massive brawl broke out on the waters of Lake George in Florida, where hundreds of people across dozens of boats had gathered for a flotilla party

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

@PitchingNinja it ended up almost middle-middle and Kirk thinking it was a ball is the best part

[Talkin’ Jake @TalkinJake]

Good morning Angels fans.

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Aaron Judge scores from first on an Anthony Rizzo double and the Yankees have the lead!

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

the two hours this morning when my checking account had over $2000 in it were awesome.

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

Happy Nestor Bump Day, to all who celebrate.

[daniel burgan @danielburgan]

@BobbyMilone29 I dig that they are all getting up for each other, but maybe they should be passing out a plastic turtle after every homer? #bringbronxieback