dan

eyes on the pies

[dan @danielburges5]

“Players [of teams participating in the #ESL] may be denied the opportunity to represent their national teams”

Whoever could be behind this you may ask?

[dan @danielburges5]

@5GUYSFC @qeorqeb

[dan @danielburges5]

@qeorqeb Vaccinated?

[dan @danielburges5]

Ferdi???

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Welcome to your new home, Ferdi! 💙🤍

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i’ll make you christopher robin’s best friend

[dan @danielburges5]

Is this a joke am I being pranked rn

[dan @danielburges5]

1. Which idiot decided to make videos on this app auto play
2. Why is the next video always louder and more obnoxious than the one you actually wanted to watch

[Rayane @_rayanetwt]

[THREAD] Ritchie la légende du 91

[dan @danielburges5]

Figured it out

[dan @danielburges5]

I need a chalk board in my life as a matter of urgency

[dan @danielburges5]

Feel like this rn

[dan @danielburges5]

Boy you better not be hurkledurkleing in there when I come in!

[dan @danielburges5]

As if you needed more evidence that Yannik is the goat

[ATP Tour @atptour]

The champions have arrived 🤩

#NittoATPFinals

[dan @danielburges5]

@thespursweb Peng ting called Maddison tell her come and jump in my Addison Lee

[dan @danielburges5]

@CensoredMen We’ve all been there

[dan @danielburges5]

@qeorqeb

[dan @danielburges5]

@annabel66773748 When they saw me

[dan @danielburges5]

The tin foil hats are out for Saudi clubs buying Kante, Koulibaly and Mendy but no one is suspicious of Arsenal giving Chelsea £65m for Kai Havertz???

[dan @danielburges5]

@SpursOfficial Why did you kill Mundle?

[dan @danielburges5]

Words can’t describe the significance of this

[D4NNY @D4nnyMusic]

2 days to go! D4NNY - Goodbye 2 (Official Music Video) 29th May

[dan @danielburges5]

3 them

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

People in prison:

🇺🇸 United States — 2,068,800
🇨🇳 China — 1,690,000
🇧🇷 Brazil — 811,707
🇮🇳 India — 554,034
🇷🇺 Russia — 471,490
🇹🇭 Thailand — 309,282
🇹🇷 Turkey — 291,198
🇮🇩 Indonesia — 266,259
🇲🇽 Mexico — 220,866
🇮🇷 Iran — 189,000
🇿🇦 South Africa — 147,922
🇪🇬 Egypt — 120,000
🇦🇷 Argentina — 109,405
🇧🇩 Bangladesh — 83,107
🇵🇰 Pakistan — 82,139
🇵🇱 Poland — 71,907
🇳🇬 Nigeria — 68,556
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia — 68,056
🇫🇷 France — 62,991
🇩🇪 Germany — 58,004
🇪🇸 Spain — 55,433
🇮🇹 Italy — 53,930
🇰🇷 South Korea — 53,920
🇯🇵 Japan — 47,064
🇦🇺 Australia — 42,909
🇨🇦 Canada — 38,570
🇻🇪 Venezuela — 37,543
🇦🇫 Afghanistan — 28,240
🇮🇱 Israel — 19,376
🇵🇦 Panama — 18,942
🇵🇹 Portugal — 11,603
🇸🇬 Singapore — 11,198
🇬🇷 Greece — 11,001
🇧🇪 Belgium — 10,808
🇳🇱 Netherlands — 10,542
🇦🇪 UAE — 9,862
🇦🇹 Austria — 8,132
🇸🇪 Sweden — 7,607
🇨🇭 Switzerland — 6,316
🇩🇰 Denmark — 4,227
🇳🇴 Norway — 3,304
🇫🇮 Finland — 2,743
🇱🇺 Luxembourg — 548
🇸🇨 Seychelles — 285
🇲🇨 Monaco — 13
🇱🇮 Liechtenstein — 12
🇻🇦 Vatican — 0