Daniel Church

Just a florida man doing florida man things.

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Trump's DOJ will reportedly back ending the National Firearms Act.

[とうれい(リニューアル版) @2ray_degenemax]

GUN CONTROL IS GAY（アメリカ風おはようの挨拶）

[definitely not advice @notadvice]

Japan twitter, I feel it is my duty to introduce you to the greatest copypasta known to man if such introduction has yet to be made.

Copypasta is generally an over the top response that someone originally wrote out seriously and unironically, but is unhinged and so absurd that people then mock them by quote tweeting their tweet with the same text.

Once a tweet has become copypasta, it is then utilized out of context at any time. The most famous copypasta being the Navy Seal copypasta.

The next time someone offends you on the internet, feel free to send them this response (I hope it translates properly).

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

The samurai & the cowboy are natural allies.

And I'm tired of pretending like we're not.

[Pirate Moth Boi 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇧 @moth_pirate]

@kenzietuff Public service announcement: this entire show is now free on Youtube.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

After last nights and the constant doxxing attempts and threats from people who want to attack me largely due to politicians and leftist hate filled rhetoric as I expose billion dollar fraud schemes stealing from taxpayers

I’ve decided it’s time to raise money for security cost once again unfortunately

You can donate here: https://t.co/jYsNT4Ftjn

If you cannot donate no pressure whatsoever, please like and share this so it can get in the eyes of those that can.

God bless,
Nick

[Maple @MaplePrism]

WE ARE WINNING.

DO NOT STOP.

DO NOT QUIET DOWN.

BE EVEN LOUDER. BE MORE ANGRY. FORCE THEM TO BACK ALL THE WAY DOWN.

@discord MUST UNDERSTAND.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment

I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins.

While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events and also the precious archives of the United States of America.

Thank you

[Liberal Hivemind @LiberalHivemind]

Don't let up on SOMALI FRAUD just because the news cycle changed.

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

This is the LAST day you can retweet this.

[max @napixelz]

‧₊˚🎄✩ ₊˚🦌⊹♡

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

[brandon buckingham @Buckingham_Show]

I almost died and I need your help - I don’t like to ask you guys for anything but I am in a dire situation and this is my only option. I’ve created a GoFundMe to help my family and I in this trying time - god bless everyone who has sent kind messages I really appreciate it.

[Brownells, Inc. @BrownellsInc]

If this quote gets 10k reposts we’ll bring back our retro AR10’s, and we’ll do a Dutch handguard too for the one guy who asked for it 👍

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

The FTC is asking for public comments regarding "Gender Affirming Care" especially for both minors and those who have been directly impacted by it
Based on the wording, they could potentially ban advertising of this care as "Safe and effective"

Please share this EVERYWHERE