Unmuscular Michael

Taking better care of my business than myself.
SOSU Senior ♍

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

My natural state:

[Danny Phantom @D_Tuck22]

Just slightly freaking out internally rn.

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

I have so many good looking friends man FUCK you guys

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

I hate how this area shuts down over a lil rain, put ya boots on and come party wtf

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

@lucylubro Happens to the best of em

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

@maddiee_gunn @TheThugDuck Mark ass

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

I feel like I'm gonna die when I'm out of the sun too long so science confirms this

[Lit Jesus @JitLesus]

The sun protects you from cancer

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

@illlustrious_ St. John's Wort

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

Can't relate to part one, can relate to part two

[BREAKUP WEEKEND @walkingthunnder]

I’ve been sober for months and all I want is to get fucked up

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

ITS ALL I HAD FUCKER

[maddie @maddiee_gunn]

I’m drinking shiner rn what’s my life come to

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

@Lit_Jesus Fatass "ouch"

[Lit Jesus @JitLesus]

What you don’t understand is that my whole life I’ve only loved one woman

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

@trenthannah @TrashyeWest @Ronzell_ SAAAAAAAAAME

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

If it's like this prolly not

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

I havent eaten since Sunday but you know trent and I murdered this box of coronas last night 😂

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

@hunnny10 Haha that shit isn't gonna go away soon it's haunting I hate it for you

[Unmuscular Michael @danielcitty]

HAHAHAHA I CANT FUCKING DO THIS