Daniel Clarke

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

A bird just shat on me

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

@EmCauldwell92 I'm making the same decision today!!! Or the htc

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

@Ciaran_1811 what the fuck is that profile pic you little shit

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

I can deal with you taking your shoes off in the library, but socks is a step too far you smelly shit, get it together

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

@GemmaBradley93 @GemmaToland @UberFacts hahah good times - nearly 3 years ago 😱

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

Thanks @DearbhlaHillick you're a star!! 😄📮✉️

[The Independent @Independent]

North Korea says South Korea's President is a 'despicable prostitute and Obama is her pimp'
http://t.co/A1nRmiz3rS

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

Dubai all booked for July ☀️✈️👌

[Ethan M Barr @ethanbarr2]

Big up to the rebels posting that they appreciate their mum every day of the year, not just today. Bet you feel smarter than everyone now.

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

@amy_jeffrey haha I will do, wanna hear all your craic 😏

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

@amy_jeffrey miss you too amz! Skype session soon? 😊✌️

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

@greateranglia sort out your useless trains you shits

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

@josh_horton #dangerdanger #warning #thisisanemergency #looool

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

@FacesEssex chippy is awesome

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

Have a sick weekend guys @vickers_oliver @DearbhlaHillick 😘

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

Happy 18th birthday to my wee bro @ciaran_1811 have a good one you wee shit!

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

@Ciaran_1811 @DK24_ @Fiachrakme Ciaran why aren't you having a party? Mum was even saying she wants you to have one - she'll even buy drink

[Daniel Clarke @danielclarke]

Really wish I was home tonight - the light festival looks unreal. Instead I'm revising the difference between tax avoidance and evasion #fun