Daniel Crute

London based Dad, actor, writer and fight specialist. Insta: @mr_crute

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

Hey @Apple my MacBook Air bought on 26/09/20’s screen has broken with literally no reason. I just took it to the Genius Bar and they tell me I have to pay 400+ pounds for it to be repaired. Not cool. Can you help?

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@adidasUK I paid to have my four year old’s name on his mew shell toes, this is what I paid for? Cheap stickers that are already peeling out of the box? #aintgoodenoughreallymate

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@shelleywriter Being a cockney. Being Jewish. Having a broken nose and goofy teeth. Trying in any way at school. Being bad at football, etc etc. But mostly just for being fearful. Sharks smell blood in the water and circle.

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@LauraneMarchive @TheLondonMag Very welcome! Your writing really tickles my eyeballs. Yeah, we’ll be ok- tbh I’m kinda enjoying not bending metal round my head for a while! Hope you guys make it through with your usual panache too.

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@catrinosborne Congratulations! Brilliant news! Well up for a drink to celebrate!

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

Mate’s done some beautiful work- if you like classic cars check these out: https://t.co/EArnI1iAmb

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@AyoCaesar Skeletor never had that side hip stance, couldn’t have rocked the heels or the jack-up pants either. Dude was not on your level.

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

Me (to a fantasy enthusiast): “I’ve never understood what the big deal with Tolkien is.”
Him: “Yeah I understand, it’s too dense for some people.”
Me (after deciding not to slap him): Mhm.

[Daniel Dennett @danieldennett]

If anybody tells you the Mueller report clears Trump ask them a few questions about the report. Have they actually read it? It's fascinating.
https://t.co/1G9y1qF62o

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@Stephen_May1 @CarolineLucas Right on.

[Humanists UK @Humanists_UK]

It is a deep and profoundly sad tragedy that such an awesome product of human ingenuity and artistic achievement has met so sad a fate – especially one that means so much to so many people. Paris is in our thoughts tonight. https://t.co/VH8inl12gz

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@LauraneMarchive I hear you. It’s such a special place. Condoléances.

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@LanaKrumwiede Inconweeeenienced - Imprisoned in a Comode - Blackadder - BBC https://t.co/3haXTcmtUZ via @YouTube

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@SpectralWeaver When it’s warranted - nothing! Just learning that. Thanks for the reminder

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

Finally starting to accept that my sentimental writing style is just who I am, now just gotta try to be ok with that...
#amwriting #storytelling #storiesmatter #writing #writer #story #novels #shortstories #flashfiction #wordplay #wip #ontheshouldersofgiants #writingcommunity

[Daniel Crute @danielcruteacts]

@LauraneMarchive Indeed. Much literary high five-ing for now and hope to see you soon. Dx

[HOPE not hate @hopenothate]

The Brexit Day demonstrations yesterday attracted a range of extremists and ended with the far right looking for a fight - attacking the police, the media, and one another. Share this so people know: