danya

part-time guncle, full-time dumbass 🌈

[danya @danield3003]

We finally got giant pandas off the endangered species list only for emperor penguins and fur seals to get out on 😔

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Antarctic fur seal and the emperor penguin have now been declared endangered

Melting ice has led to a rise in mass drownings of penguin chicks

[Lucie Fur @Lucie_Fur99]

I would hope many young boys also see her as a role model.

[danya @danield3003]

Don’t give them any ideas

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[folkative @insidefolkative]

NASA rilis gambar terbaru dan terjelas Planet yang ada di sistem tata surya.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

First trailer for ‘STOP! THAT! TRAIN!’ starring RuPaul.

In theaters June 12.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Did you know🚨: A civilization 2,000 light-years away looking at Earth today would see the Roman Empire.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

So crazy when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

We SUCK

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Rob Jetten has been sworn in as the Netherlands’ new Prime Minister.

He becomes simultaneously the first openly homosexual and youngest (38) leader in the country’s history.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

My daughter asked me "where does poo come from" I was a little uncomfortable but gave her an honest explanation. She looked a little perplexed and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked "And Tigger?"

[Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw]

Russian Olympic Champion figure skater Alexei Yagudin, on whether Alysa Liu deserved the gold medal: "It was completely fair. Russians can't skate like that. She just skated for fun... Americans say things like 'Hey! How are you?' 'Have a good time' 'I'm just happy to be here,' and that's exactly the vibe she had."

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

"can you lock tf in" babes i have adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

Me waiting on the cashier to notice me after I screwed up self-checkout again

[‏ؘ @madisondrip]

oh madison beer is easily sweeping the best Glambot category at the #GRAMMYs

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i love trader joe’s employees. i bought some toilet paper and the cashier was like “i love this stuff”

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

My parents were in fact right ..."if it ain't one thing, it's another"