danieldadude

we’re floating in space

[danieldadude @danieldadeadude]

I hope for all the years to come, kids never stop saying “Kobe!” When they throw something in the trash.

[deertgirl @deertgurl]

when she asks for a video of me playing with myself so i send her me building legos

[Jorge Becerra 𝕏 @BecerraToledo69]

Este Don, me representa muy cabrón…

[Cree @HakarisupremaC]

They used to turn anything into games back in the day

[ANIMALITOS SANADORES @ANIMALITOSSANA]

La familia grababa un partido de voleibol, hasta que un curioso búho decidió robarse el momento.

[karen @killmyaffairs]

yo con 23 horas d tiempo en pantalla cuando veo a un niño usando una tablet

[Josh 🏈 @ThatPatsStan]

You could tell me this AI and I’d believe you

[Máscara De Látex® @MascaraDeLatex]

Jajajajaja para esto le hago mis recargas de 10 en el OXXO a mi cel 🤣

[v!c & that⋰˚☆ @quokkawalls]

no puede ser que la vida adulta sea levantarte, ir a laburar, volver a tu casa, bañarte, comer y dormir para levantarte al otro día y hacer exactamente lo mismo otra vez hermano me voy a morir

[bt @b__________t]

extremely simple beings

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

"2026 VA A SER MI AÑO"

yo en agosto:

[aini @tobisbop]

chiquillos fui a ver spiderman te quiero mucho peter parker a mí también me dan crisis después de ver algo que no quiero

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[hyperholy @stiiizysmoked]

if u treat women with any respect they think ur a queer

[Warbles @ketchup_warbles]

He couldn’t find something not expensive to throw and then died

[Chiv of Rivia 🐺⚔️🇭🇹 @chxvalry]

Sometimes I have to check myself and figure out if I am really in the clutches of nostalgia. Then I see clips like this and all my doubts go away. These movies had sauce.

[Jay bull @Sephanade]

"See that!? I killed him.." is both the hardest sentence of all time as well as that kindest thing ever said while shooting someone.😄

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

"Suicide is selfish" sorry do you want me to kill you too