Sad the Impaler🥀

I know that it’s real and I don’t care if it kills me

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

It’s always been you

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

A strong candidate for the NFL stadium food item of the season…

At @Commanders games, you can buy this Crab Stuffed Pretzel ($24.99) with lemon tarragon crab dip, garlic butter and Parmesan cheese.

(📸 by @LevyRestaurants)

[Rio Robinson @Rio_Robinson91]

Them lil TENNIS SKIRTS get it DONE EVERY TIME 😩

Women cooked up with those

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

@JoshTaylorFB bears fans on Reddit seem to really like this guy and were sad to see him get released

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

I really am handsome for no fuckin’ reason at all

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

🚨 BREAKING: They found and convicted Tupacs killer before the Dallas Cowboys won another divisional round playoff game LMAOO 😭

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

@JPFinlayNBCS Adam Peters: “stop bringing up old shit”

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

@bewitness @JoshTaylorFB The point was he’s more experienced and graded better than what we currently have. Not to mention Allegretti is injured.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

The same state that passes out taxpayer funded crackpipes and fentanyl needles to 100K+ homeless drug zombies is banning vapes. LOLZ

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

I'll conteeemplaaate the fall

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

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Man in government.

[Hasan's Old Tweets @HasansOldTweets]

Hasan explains what a Chad is to his hairdresser, using himself as an example. It backfires.

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

Only 285 more payments until my house is paid off 😅 we’re getting there

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

I still imagine her in my passenger seat every time I’m driving around

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

Had to go to 3 mile island today 😬

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

So so thankful for my mom 💕 she’s the best

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

The grass wasn’t greener

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

@CordellWoodland @JoshTaylorFB Great work man. Appreciate you sharing this 🙏

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

I think of California and Los Angeles specifically as an entirely different country lol I’m so glad I didn’t move there for a dumb girl 🥱

[Bloomberg Law: Environment @environment]

The City of Los Angeles and the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power have agreed to enter settlement talks with victims of the Palisades Fire, according to one of the lead attorneys for plaintiffs in the mass tort. https://t.co/wQuvmSHdjt

[Sad the Impaler🥀 @danieldanger_]

New girls 👯‍♀️