Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day

Enthusiast || POS || Certified Junkyard Dog || &Pizza HATER

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

I’d like to congratulate @TSA on the massive bust in Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport. You guys are saving the world one 5 fl. oz. soap at a time. FUCKWADS!

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

Walked past not one, not two, but THREE “content creators” on the way to work today. I even had the pleasure of witnessing one throw a hissy fit on the sidewalk as he fumbled his words and had to restart his video. DC is a wonderful city but it’s chalked full of yankee slop.

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

I bring a certain swagger and panache to driving that the Department of Motor Vehicles doesn’t really like

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

Blessings in disguise- NOT A FAN! I like my blessings to appear as they are. The whole disguise aspect feels like trickery!

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

Listening to Alexi Lalas talk is worse than being water boarded

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

Super excited that The Atlantic chose to write about me in their latest magazine!

[Tucker Blankinship @TuckerBlanc]

Everything about Vegas is manufactured. Everything about Carolina is organic and created over a 30 year journey

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

“Snapping” someone is such a stupid concept.

“Ooh, I’m a big dumb idiot! I’m gonna send people pictures of my face and hope they respond with a picture of theirs!”

Fucking pathetic. Grow up. I know what you look like already; and frankly, I don’t need a reminder.

Pissed,
D-day

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

Just came across a girl who captioned her Jazz Fest post on Instagram “Redneck Coachella.” Andddddd unfollowed.

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

@hank123thetank Rhodes? Agree to disagree.

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

After a long and unsuccessful job hunt, I have decided to become a philosopher for my summer internship.

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

“A hidden force”

[ABC News @ABC]

A hidden force is quietly pushing up costs for everything from your summer vacation to your weekly grocery bills: a weaker U.S. dollar. https://t.co/EDYvrkkJWd

[Doug “Doc” Dimmadome @claimerzz]

Any ball knowers?

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

FUCK YOU WILL WADE

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

@RichardBarnhaul get in the pool now, or this company can’t get off the ground. 🦞

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

If your only mode of transport is a bicycle, for the love of God do NOT work for uber eats. Ridiculous.

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

Up late thinking about R2-D2 and C-3PO’s relationship. So heart warming.

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

*obama as an emotion* uhh let me be cheer

[Daniel Simpson “D-Day” Day @danielday1944]

Holy water blessed by the highest priests, touch my lips and wash away my sins. Baptize me! SAVE ME!