mediocre king

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

i did it.

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

have democrats considered using minions in their next campaign?

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

im not going say this was katy perry’s fault but..

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

what if we kissed in front of the non binary lemongrass / verbenas soap?

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

czech hunter would be a good couples costume

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

incredibly over caffeinated rn

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

I think this is the first time in my life I’ve heard San Diego be referred to as a “liberal city” and I think that says how far-right the right is

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump announces he will defund public schools if they don’t obey him as president

[James @JURYLEGEND]

gays be like “pics from my photoshoot” and “new modeling pics” and it’s really just pictures taken by the local pervert with a camera for free

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

it’s like every four years people relearn we live in a two party system

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

so rude im not on or in a train right now

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

@PopBase girl with the rods was right.

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

when your bro lets you suck him off, that’s a bi-flex

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

chappell rn:

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

what a time to be alive

[alexa @glusong]

chappell roan wanted to give us a popstar moment and she gave us EVERYTHING

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Gay guys be like hi my name is daniel

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

@aboutsrgio have you tried sucking dick and balls

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

on the brat train💚

[mediocre king @danieldummy_]

@ChicoDlApt512 Remember when you were 23/25/27, wasn’t that a wild, weird, insecure time? You’ve done the growing up and have the confidence of a 30yo. There’s no more, “is this right?” Cause you know it’s right. That sureness makes things easier and takes people farther. You got this 💪