daniel ⚡️

gemini ☉/ pisces ☽/ scorpio ↑ | he/him | #BlackLivesMatter

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

Who’s gonna tell Ben Shapiro that high cholesterol isn’t contagious

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

And if they did not wish to be tested or vaccinate or mask indefinitely, fire them. Covid-19 is a life hazard, not an occupational one. OSHA can't regulate that every employee stop eating fatty foods just because people eat lunch at work.

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

When is my Apple Watch going to realize that I’m never going to close my rings and telling me that I haven’t done it only makes me want to leave them open

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

Wait i just realized that if sorority sisters call each other sisters then frat guys call each other “brother”?? That’s weird as fuck like just get the degree and go why do you have to do all that

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

bye flop

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

French Covid variant NOT 'worth worrying about' because it predates Omicron and has failed to take off, scientists say https://t.co/88GxAozFwg

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

How girls doing the “her hair is kinda wild and free” trend on TikTok look

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

New year, same me because I’m perfect ❤️

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

When he says he doesn’t believe in astrology but you knew he’d say that because his ascendant is in Capricorn

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

Barista: I have a coffee for Ashley
Ashleigh: yeighs

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

okay gays it’s time to be done with mullets it was only cute the first two times

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

Elon musk getting picked to be time’s person of the year over Dolly Parton? Anyways we are going to pretend we didn’t see that

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

millennial women be like “i did a thing” and just get highlights in their hair

[daniel ⚡️ @danieldye_]

joni mitchell trending on twitter is correct