Dan he/him 🦎

up the posh x

[Charlie Morris @CharlieM2024]

i wouldnt be exaggerating if this is the single most hope-inducing tweet ive seen, maybe ever

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

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[Dan he/him 🦎 @DanielEJ2000]

incredibly niche complaint that i don't actually #care about but using dennis reynolds as your reference for men with bpd is mad

[Dan he/him 🦎 @DanielEJ2000]

yeah man its dogshit lol

[Drug Addicted Degen @drugs515]

is male bpd even a thing i only hear about girls having bpd never men

[Black Media Hub ✊🏿 @BlackMediaHub]

Marvin Gaye’s voice isolated from music, 1967.

[Ashley @aw7794]

So, are we massive?

#pufc

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

george galloway I have been in a gay bar with the village people throbbing out YMCA within earshot of lenin’s tomb

[johnyhelzapopin @JohnyHelzapopin]

I’ve not seen a masterclass away in Europe this good since Roy Keane v Juventus

Totally adapted to the demands of ordering in a second language

The greatest to ever do it

🫡

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Bonne de douche. Le bosh

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[England @England]

Come Together.

[YOUR PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS @santanultimate]

Caught a Tottenham fan slipping 😭😭😭😭

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Not the result we wanted. But thanks to everyone who came up to speak to me today.

Appreciate all the advice and agree with the main consensus: “Get new running shorts.”

The one bit that sticks most in my mind? “You need to be clearer that Labour left us. We didn’t leave Labour.”

I agree. From here on, I will say it more clearly: mine is a campaign to change Labour back to the party people used to know. A party solidly on the side of working class people. Make no mistake about that.

Despite what happened on the pitch, Everton FC once again excelled off it. It gave me hope that, despite everything, we can re-build more unity in our country. 🙌🏻

#bradleylowery @Bradleysfight

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election.

I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics.

Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic.

Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures.

However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people.

Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place.

I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that.

Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again.

ENDS

[Dan he/him 🦎 @DanielEJ2000]

this is brexit

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

large tape measure

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

garlic