Daniel Ross

From KC, now in WI. Analyst by day, procrastinating writer by night. BS: MSU ‘16, MBA: CU ‘19

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

microsoft HUSSEIN outlook

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

It’s never going to happen…

But if it does I will cry tears of joy

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🚨🇺🇸 Sources: U.S. Soccer is expected to make Pep Guardiola a top target to become next USMNT head coach.

Obviously the pursuit would not be straightforward nor easy. But likely to start with call to Pep.

w/ @PaulTenorio @HenryBushnell
https://t.co/zHaggH9J7i

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

What are we doing? OPEN THE SCHOOLS!

[meyechelgossips @meyechelgossips]

This Coachella 2027 Line-Up Sucks

Red- Unknown Artists
Yellow- Artists to Watch
Green- Known Artists

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

@whyamIonhere56 Yeah playing a 3rd straight D2 school isn’t great. The team looks like they could actually be solid, but if they want to generate some early season excitement around the team they have to do better with scheduling.

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

Call me crazy but I don’t really care if it’s an overpay. We’re talking about 5th rounder in value, Bassa and Nourzad caliber of players.

If we had given up a 2nd or 3rd rounder it’d be different but this is fine.

[Charles Goldman @goldmctNFL]

Slight overpay for the Chiefs, but that tends to happen when you wait for the last minute.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

The electric substation hearing a veteran WR with a history of hamstring issues and a past ACL tear is coming to town

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

Wow this popped off. I should mention this was like a decade plus ago and I was planning on quitting in like 2 months anyway since my wife and I were moving away.

But moral of the story, your manager and HR only have the company’s best interests in mind with every decision.

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

When I worked at JCPenny I told HR and the store manager that I was getting married ima. Few months and needed time off. I put in a formal request and followed up every other week. HR said they’d take care of it.

2 weeks before the wedding the schedule comes out

[Haji @khal_haji]

Companies will flat-out refuse to approve annual leave for you to attend your own wedding. They don't care.

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

This is the thing. I want to see what a 10-2 Memphis, 11-1 New Mexico, and 11-1 Boise State can do against the likes of Tennessee, Houston, and USC. Maybe they’d get blown out, but they’re more deserving of having a shot than this year’s version of Ohio State.

[KatsOnTop @KatsOnTop]

Most of the problems with the 24-team playoff go away if all 10 conference champions get an autobid

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

I heard from a friend that still worked there that the HR lady was fired shortly after, as were a couple of asst managers who helped make schedules after they caused the store to break some labor laws. That place was a disaster

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

I worked until 2 days before my rehearsal dinner. After my shift that evening I went into my manager’s office and quit on the spot. She tried to convince me not to, I told her why. And she just looked at me and said “Fair Enough”.

[Jack Jenkins @jackmjenkins]

Hawley is calling this as, by my last count, *6* Christian clergy and seminary grads are about to enter Congress as Democrats — and that's in addition to the two clergy already there (Cleaver and Warnock) and at least two additional div school grads (Coons and Landsman).

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

Hi I’m Josh Hawley, I don’t like that the people spoke and my party lost control of the House and Senate. Please eat lunch a little later (or earlier) than usual in the most performative way possible

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

🚨What happened last Tuesday was shocking and historic. It calls for a historic response. Christians need to gather and seek the Lord. I’m going to host a time of fasting and prayer for the nation on Tuesday, December 15 from 12 to 1 at the Capitol. Meet me there!

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

It’s nice to see Trav still got it in him

[96.5 The Fan @TheFan965]

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift leaving Arrowhead after a win!

🎥 (@AlexGold)

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

This is:
A. Hilarious
B. Disingenuous because they ran a terrible sneak almost as if they did it terribly on purpose.

[Charles Goldman @goldmctNFL]

Chiefs HC Andy Reid on the QB sneak w/ Justin Fields: "You guys asked for it. We gave it to you. It didn't work. How do you feel? ... Those are hard to practice. We've got to make sure we get the snap down..."

[Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics]

Mahomes had his arm sawed in half and came back just to get the Chiefs into field goal range before the half and then Butker missed the kick twice lol

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

This isn’t new. Chappelle, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Amy Schumer, Chelsea Handler, Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, the list goes on and on of comedians that after they hit it BIG their material goes downhill. It’s been happening for at least 20 years now if not longer.

[Seth Simons @sasimons]

fun new thing where all the greatest comics in the world got so big they didn’t have to be good anymore

[Daniel Ross @DanielFantom]

Oh no the majority of people will be making decisions. The horror!

[Freedom Principle MO @FreedompplMO]

Get used to seeing more of this now that Amendment 6 has passed. The urban areas will be dictating the anti-America agenda on Rural Missouri. This is what you get when you stay home and don't vote.