Dan Flash

Creed stan account & Stanley Tucci wannabe

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Grant Williams Girls I talk to at bars
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3s in the corner

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

There is a kid in my office named Bryan and today he decided to wear a fedora to work. No way this isn’t a bit right?

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

My roommate when putting away tupperware

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT THE COVER. I DONT CARE ABOUT THE COVER. STOP TEXTING ME ABOUT THE COVER

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

I’m about to “per my latest email” so mf loud

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It was a full blown thirst trap

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Some girl I went to college with just posted on insta from her grandmother’s funeral???

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

(aware I haven’t used this account in months but holy hell I am baffled)

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Some girl I went to college with just posted on insta from her grandmother’s funeral???

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

The current beverage situation

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

shock vote does WHAT

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Do you ever think about how Aaron carter is just dead

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Just bought a backscratcher. Do I call the AARP or do they call me

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Why the hell am I getting this ad. Clearly they don’t know their audience

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Hotel showers be like yeah I’m gonna make sure there is a puddle on the floor by the time you’re done

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Spending Mother’s Day exactly how she’d want me to (at a strip club in Montreal)

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Guy who takes beer pong too seriously is in the running for top 5 worst guys

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Nothing like the rush of telling someone that they left their flashlight on

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Same here, smartphone market

[Bloomberg @business]

The smartphone market is likely to remain depressed for the next year, Sony Group president and COO Hiroki Totoki says https://t.co/ZOIb0QQv3a

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

I haven’t caused a scene in a while I need to change that

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

Crabs are the funniest animals if you ask me

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

How do I tell my CEO that the spreadsheet I need to make a change to is view only

[Dan Flash @danielflashes]

@sophdaloaff If you were really vague you wouldn’t have tweeted this at all