daniel

I just want a bathtub and a long extension cord

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

me as a drug dealer:

*giggling*

"we don't have coke, is Pepsi OK?"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

Aquarius

[daniel @danielfriedel_]

@Katilynn720 :-)

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Oh you’ve been working on yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of shows. Some of them twice

[K @kiannacxo]

the feminine urge to spend all my money on lip filler

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: you crave stability but entertain chaos
Taurus: so

[daniel @danielfriedel_]

@SAVVNT Ha ha

[daniel @danielfriedel_]

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[daniel @danielfriedel_]

@SAVVNT Yeah right!!!! Sierra Binks is the best

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop using y’all lil booger nosed kids as shields, hate gay ppl with your chest.

[daniel @danielfriedel_]

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[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

we fit 7 people in my suv and i ended up in the way back bc i’m “small” and WHEN I ASKED FOR A SONG CHANGE MY FRIEND SAID “SHUT IT ROSA PARKS!!” IN MY CAR?????