dan

professional shithead

[dan @danielgasoline]

all my tweets flop when im literally writing pure english literature

[makky @kirbeeez]

BP CAN U HEAR ME OR SEE ME??

[dan @danielgasoline]

those summer skins will be mine

[dan @danielgasoline]

my dick hitting the lavendar scented pad on the 2 foot urinal

[dan @danielgasoline]

girl did you just put yourself in a mid off with me 😭

[emily north @north0fnorth]

do you really wanna be having this conversation lmao

[dan @danielgasoline]

how do you sweep under the rug

[dan @danielgasoline]

the prEp belly

[Altair-bin @Flower_Moonz]

Watch him transform fully right in their faces

[dan @danielgasoline]

when she farts in your face and you can taste the diet coke >>

[dan @danielgasoline]

the mirror 25 feet away is about to give me body dysmorphia

[dan @danielgasoline]

your local olive garden worker is mogging you

[dan @danielgasoline]

can a gym bro explain to me the thermodynamics of eugenia cooney

[dan @danielgasoline]

my apple watch asking if im working out because my anxiety of entering the gym

[dan @danielgasoline]

so gay that when i was little i didnt wanna take off my shirt cause i didnt wanna look "too sexy" for the girls

[dan @danielgasoline]

if her name isnt stacy then what is it

[dan @danielgasoline]

posting a double text screenshot from grindr really shows you get no play cause this is common asf

[johnny @douchedemon]

Bitch ok take a hint

[dan @danielgasoline]

adam and eve showing bush on main

[dan @danielgasoline]

id be pissed asf if i was a man and my pornhub had the "gay" logo at the top

[dan @danielgasoline]

some miscellar water and a blunt really

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Frankie Grande stuns for his 43rd birthday.