DanGoodman

Stand Up Comic & Creator of the Films: Skinja, KlanDunk, HellCop, and the Democratic Republic of Zombo.

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Sick of convincing your Nana the Corona Virus is real? Let Donny do the work so you don't have to! #PersonalInjuryLawyer #coronavirus #COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic #VaccinesWork

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If you look at #WillSmith and say I want a partner who stands up for me like that, youre the toxic one in the relationship.

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@johnnydeeluxe hahah. this is all jada's fault somehow

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Im sure #WillSmith is surrounded by people who are telling him he did the right thing, you know his manager, his family, and whoever Jada is fucking.

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I dont want anymore, "i dont anymore takes". #WillSmith is nuts. keep em coming.

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Alopecia isnt a reason to hit someone. youre just bald for non cancer reasons. #WillSmithAssault

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#WillSmith should be how they tell u to wrap it up at the Oscars. like no one cares about the refugees, wrap it up or get slapped.

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@TheGigconomist time for baby back and shoulder day https://t.co/zpoP4dh0BI

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Made my Network debut and Finland has total Goodman-mania. Goodman-ia is real! finnish women are throwing themselves at me, as well as salmon, and excellent furniture design.

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Veckans #Dettaomdetta med humorkarnivorerna @andrewickstroem och @StanSaanila
Viikon #Tämätästä
With special guest @danielgoodman
https://t.co/BLewz3qsVd

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Veckans #Dettaomdetta med humorkarnivorerna @andrewickstroem och @StanSaanila
Viikon #Tämätästä
With special guest @danielgoodman
https://t.co/BLewz3qsVd

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coming back to twitter after an instagram outage feels a lot like moving back in with your parents.

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@ericadamsfornyc wants to bring back the anti-crime unit of the nypd. Are there pro-crime police units? cause we should really start there.

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Tyler Perry could be the only actor who no one wants to see in a cis gendered role. #tylerperry #cisgendered

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Still devasted to find out the president of Chad isnt Connor. #chadpresident

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@TheGigconomist this a total baby abs copyright infringement https://t.co/zpoP4dh0BI and id very happy about it!

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I refer to the #CapitolRiots as the 1000 uncle march.

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Ur kvällens #Dettaomdetta som går 19:15 på #ylefem och @yleareena med humorankorna @andrewickstroem och @StanSaanila with special guest @danielgoodman
”Lame Duck”
https://t.co/mpR2CrPLM4

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Kvällens #Dettaomdetta
Tämän illan #Tämätästä ja tekstitetty suomeksi.
Med humormännen @andrewickstroem och @StanSaanila with special guest @danielgoodman
https://t.co/WaT1jSSr37

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If I keep appearing on Finnish TV theres a good chance i can be a Finnish Trump when I get to be 70

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Ur kvällens #Dettaomdetta som går 19:15 på #ylefem och @yleareena med humorankorna @andrewickstroem och @StanSaanila with special guest @danielgoodman
”Lame Duck”
https://t.co/mpR2CrPLM4

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Sketch ur veckans Detta om detta med humorkodarn @andrewickstroem och @StanSaanila with special cyber security expert @danielgoodman
”Finnish identity thefts”
https://t.co/CqeRFVMmiE