Yung D

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

First thing i do when I wake up is toss a coin
Heads=staying at home
Tails= going to work
Mostly get tails... 😪

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Niggalations 4:16:
If a Nigga (doesn’t matter boy or gurl) wears Air Jordan 1 with skinny jeans he/she/it has no taste at all and should go to a psychiatric hospital...

#AJ1

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

So in 10 days it’s going to be the anniversary of COVID-19 and the most funny thing is I still didn’t get it... No one wants me... not even COVID-19😪

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

So it’s -3°C in V-Town I got 7 layers of clothes on me... but why tf do I see some mf walking round with T-shirt and shorts 😤😤 Idk what kind of superpowers y’all have but I need them ASAP !!!

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Most used captions by females you can’t trust and who will probably cheat on you:
1. Your man is in my DM
2. Out of your league
3. The only time I’m looking back is if my ass is in the mirror

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

How social media works: A Celebrity (w/ 500k and more followers) does something (gets pregnant, drops a song, drops a clothing brand) everyone has it on his/her story.
Your FRIEND/BRO/SIS/FAM does the same shit... you just ignore. Thank you for supporting someone you don’t know.

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Tbh my 2019 was also fucked up... guess I’m having a streak😪

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

The most annoying dream is the: “I’m taking a piss” dream. Never ends good! 😪

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

I decided to do Korean drill music... I’m doin something what no black man has done before!!! It’s time to start a revolution😤😤 That’s the name of my new song “크리스챤 디올” y’all be ready 🎉

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Fun fact about me: After I watch “Step up” I always think I can dance... but after I record myself dancing I notice it was clearly a mistake😪

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

No Nut November Day 7: I tried to rape my pillow... This shit is getting out of hand💀🥺

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Ever been in a bus/train/subway alone and then someone enters and sits beside you? This is me rn😪. Guess that 50+ old woman couldn’t resist me!

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

I’m so bored I just watched porn... just to criticize their bad acting skills 😪😪

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Sex is boring... let’s have deep convos bout life. Sike you tripping let’s fuck so long till I can’t feel my D no more 😢

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Corona Quarantine = No Nut November

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Let’s get high together, but over FaceTime thank u.❤️

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Day 3 of quarantine: I’m playing hide and seek with myself 🙂 #coronatime #sendhelp #Quarantine

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

I can’t even order food 😭😭😭

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Don’t invite me to any activities if you wanna go out w/ me to the cinema or shit Facetime me I’ll send you a link of a streaming site and we’ll watch it together and if you wanna go out and eat I’ll order you food and than we facetime and eat together😂🤷🏾‍♂️

[Yung D @danielgotnotime]

Get and your knees you and know I’ll be loving it
Pull of your panties you know I’ll be stuck in it
Pussy so wet i just wan put my tongue in it
Lick it and stick it wanna hear you stuttering #nasty 🤷🏾‍♂️