On account of the cyclospora outbreak I’ve stopped performatively substituting a side of fries with salad until further notice. Thanks for understanding.
Today I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground.
As I went to walk away with it I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
So, I went to a store and turned it into wine…
Happy 4th of July and 250 years of the United States! 🇺🇸🎆
We illuminated the Embassy of Switzerland in the U.S. to celebrate our American friends. Stop by to see a display of the historic Treaty of Friendship, Commerce and Extradition. 🇨🇭🤝🇺🇸
Thank you @USNatArchives! #America
Thank you to @SenatorCollins and the U.S. Congress for your longstanding bipartisan support for Gavi's mission! This partnership has been pivotal for our work since 2000 to immunise over 1.2 billion children. This has also strengthened the health security of Americans and communities around the world by preventing outbreaks from becoming global crises:
Gavi, the Vaccine Alliance, plays a critical role in preventing the spread of infectious diseases around the world and protecting public health in the U.S. by stopping outbreaks before they reach our borders. I appreciated the opportunity today to meet with Gavi CEO Dr. Sania Nishtar to discuss Gavi’s important role, particularly as the world is responding to the Ebola outbreak in the DRC.
Last month, I led a bipartisan letter urging the State Department to release the $600 million appropriated in the past two years for Gavi, and, at a Senate Appropriations hearing, I urged Sec. Marco Rubio to move quickly to resume U.S. contributions to Gavi.
🦛 The Berlin Zoo announced the name of its newborn pygmy hippopotamus — a rare mammal native to West Africa: Broetchen, which is German for ‘bread roll’
My favorite new corner of the internet is all the Europeans visiting the US for World Cup and discovering gems like ranch dressing and Waffle House. The joyyyy ✨
i made this account trying to have fun and bring an ounce of humour to this app that would not upset or offend anyone and yall think it’s so funny to comment pictures of steak and burgers and call me delicious and engage in relentless bullying you are all so goddamn miserable
🇫🇷 🇺🇸 #DDAY82 | J-3 | #welcometofrance ! #WelcomeHome !
Sur le tarmac de l’aéroport de Deauville-Saint-Gatien, les autorités françaises et américaines ont accueilli les derniers vétérans américains de la Seconde Guerre mondiale venus participer aux commémorations du 82e anniversaire du Débarquement.
Ces hommes, sont les témoins vivants d’une page décisive de notre histoire. Leur courage, leur engagement et les sacrifices consentis pour rendre à l’Europe sa liberté continuent d’inspirer les générations d’aujourd’hui.
Au-delà de leur arrivée en Normandie, c’est le retour de libérateurs sur une terre qui n’a jamais oublié leur combat et leur dévouement.
À quelques jours des cérémonies du 6 juin, la France leur souhaite la bienvenue et exprime sa profonde gratitude.
Welcome home, heroes. Welcome to #Normandy.
#DDay
😳 Rep. Mike Lawler is slamming Rep. Andy Ogles, telling @jacob_wass that he's a "f***ing idiot" for his "homosexuality has no place in America" comment.