Daniel Martin

"We sent for the great light and you bring us this?
We didn't ask what it seems like, we asked what it is!"

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

I was goofing off riding a bird in a parking lot Alec Baldwin parked his Escalade in and that's now officially my most LA story.

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

paraphrasing mullen having an earnest moment on a clasico episode of cumtown.
all these losers making fun of adam online wouldn't be able to look him in the eye if they were in the same room as him.

[إسكندر @_iskandar94]

here’s the exchange where @sostalksmoney makes what is charitably called a joke:

“I’m sure your mom really died of a headache — your mom might have died from a headache”

@AdamFriedland if u read this i’ll take it down for $100,000

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

I don’t know who created the chart. This is a shame since I can’t address my complaint about Jazz Apples being classified as overrated to anyone.

[Otaking 🇵🇸 @TheOtaking]

Vagabond - Takehiko Inoue - 1999/2015

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

@KyleAMadson No one will ever top Andrew McClarkson getting nine people to max out their HSA deductions in the ‘06 derby

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

@TheWapplehouse @CoorsBanquet lmao hell yes dude

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

It rules that republicans regularly refer to Fetterman as the only dem who makes sense and he sounds like this

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

John Fetterman trying to explain why he thinks cultured meat should be banned.

I guess he couldn't just say he's corrupt and doing the work of Big AG and factory farmers, but man this guy is not well.

Rare W to Bill Maher for challenging him.

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

@JoshuaCitarella @ContraPoints Can't hurt for her to get some sunlight

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

@NoahArbit Which is why people who are not anti-Semitic but don't agree with the Israeli government's aggressive expansionist actions call themselves anti-zionist. It is a distinction for an important reason.

[Otaking 🇵🇸 @TheOtaking]

Animal Crossing: City Folk - Nintendo - Wii - 2008

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

I liked the halftime show

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

Don't lose hope. mewithoutYou might do a reunion tour some day.

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

@PplsCityCouncil Stay dangerous? How does burning a symbol present any danger to the status quo? Especially if they did in fact turn out to be an agitator? I would like to be proven wrong bc I like this group and your community outreach is invaluable, but this feels childish.

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

miss you deebo

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

Who called it the purdy push and not the juice boost

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

Wanted to see Bassitt get a ring but glad to have seen the birth of the Yamamoto legend

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

People don't talk about the dodgers' fundies enough

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

.@DieterRuehle is carrying this game

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

The Dodgers are good for baseball, stop arguing this

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

Yamamoto fucking rules

[Daniel Martin @danielisbasic]

I myself have used the "I don't want to be lame but my wife is forcing me to" excuse many times.

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Teoscar Hernandez makes it clear he doesn’t believe in ghosts, but his wife does, so they have switched hotels in downtown Milwaukee