Dan

Indianapolis/IU Alum

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

There's no place like Bloomington. ⚪️🔴

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The last 12 months of NBA basketball have been an elaborate plot uniquely designed to torture fans of the Indiana Pacers

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Here’s 75,000 Indiana fans traveling 8 hours to Atlanta to break a stadium decibel record of a stadium that’s not even theirs

But yeah we have no passion

[Dan @danieljkeller_]

We saw this coming years ago #SloppySeconds

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@BMILLERG04T

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@HighlightGr8nes And the quick pass is intercepted by Deangelo Ponds

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#Brand

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

If the Bears ultimately move to Hammond, Indiana would become home to two NFL franchises, with the Bears joining the Indianapolis Colts in the state.

[Dan @danieljkeller_]

@WOKEMLBBETTING @MadMaxMKE @ONABAMfan @margo19aa @SaladinoWR1D Aaron is worse

[will @will_nba_hater]

Bill Simmons has cooked my brain because I’m sitting here at half thinking like “well if you’re the spurs you can’t lose the champagnie game, but also if you’re the Knicks you can’t lose the Alvarado game”

[Dan @danieljkeller_]

@bengalsfan2025 @SaladinoWR1D Wouldn’t recommend that

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@Riverboat_Ross @JoeTipton @BonduelBears Not sure @BonduelBears

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What’s the move?? @JoeTipton @BonduelBears @Riverboat_Ross

[Indiana Basketball @IndianaMBB]

The Hoosiers are here ‼️

[EverythingEACollege @ETGEACOLLEGE]

CFB '27 Deluxe Cover 🔥🎮

[Dan @danieljkeller_]

Bonduel summer

[Dan @danieljkeller_]

I miss home games

[Seth "Da Flow" Irskens @Ice8859]

Ending the day with a hard Hawaiian alcohol drink harder than mikes hard lemonade

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Week 48

[Dan @danieljkeller_]

@pdhoosier1972 What was the score I didn’t watch