The Ayrshire Separatist

If you think Scotland should be ruled by elitist foreign psychopaths who all went to the same school then we can’t be friends. Swear a lot. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿CFC.🍀

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Lads. You’re blaming the wrong immigrants. Here’s the ones to blame.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

@Stoneysnapper Wee Duncan arguing like fuck. Wee cunt.

[The English Crusader @andrewc44104127]

I predict that the UK will collapse within a year.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

@macleod_aj “reportedly”.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Readers. The five Israelis who killed the two Palestinians on Palestinian land were IDF Soldiers on duty and heavily armed.
Just for balance.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Five Israelis wounded and two suspected Palestinian attackers killed in West Bank shooting https://t.co/DITj6SPwU6

[Craig. @bambibristol]

Meghan Markle is getting more heat for being the daughter of an alleged paedophile than (Prince) Andrew got for actually being the alleged paedophile.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Oh fuck off.

[Dr Zubir Ahmed MP @zubirahmed]

In my first act of Remembrance his year, I was proud to lay a pre match wreath for the fallen at @RangersFC. At a time when the shadow of war looms large over Europe again, giving thanks to those who secured our peace seems more poignant than ever in my lifetime. #LestWeForget

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Hey @HMRCgovuk This guy owes you a couple of million I’ve heard.

[Ant Middleton @antmiddleton]

Welcome to NCP Marylebone NW1.
If someone is cutting around with a blue and white NIMSDAI cap, an Ant Middleton passport then please give me a shout will you! Welcome to Khans London! Ooh they didn’t touch the expensive bottle of whiskey or red wine! 🤔 I wonder who it could be! 😉

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

@macleod_aj Where were the “soldiers” and what were they doing?
Take your time

[John McKeown @irelandresource]

Jamie, without Twitter you'd be standing on an upturned milk crate outside Belfast City Hall, delivering your latest revolutionary proclamation to three Saturday shoppers and a pigeon. Yet somehow you've convinced yourself you're the commander-in-chief of unionism, given Unionism is all over the show, you found a gap- well done, you. Ffs, the delusions of grandeur are extraordinary, amusing as feck, but still delusional

You keep insisting this isn't a political rally, yet you've spent multiple posts promoting it like you're personally organising the Second Coming, putting yourself front and centre .

At this stage, it sounds less like an Orange Order event and more like a political slumber party for yourself, Carla Lockhart and Jim Allister. All that's missing is a flatbed truck, three microphones and a competition to see who can mention Sinn Féin, human rights, nationalists and Ireland most often before bedtime; my money is on Jim 'I walked away from Ulster resistance before it got scary," Allister.

And where exactly is the Orange Order in all this? It's supposedly their event, yet we hear considerably more from you than from the people you're claiming to support. The 35 Orangemen must be wondering when they'll actually get a word in, although given you keep telling us they are "old men", they really should be able to remember how divisive their presence at Drumcree was and how it cost both sides of the community

At this stage, Jamie, your political allegiances are another spectacle altogether. Who will it be next week? I see you are now running Robinson into the ground. FFS, one minute you're championing one unionist politician, the next you're practically hanging off the arm of another. Whoever gives you a passing glance or a few minutes of attention suddenly becomes your latest political soulmate. It's like watching political speed dating, except you're the only one who thinks it's a serious relationship. Embarrassing doesn't begin to cover it.

You've spent the last few weeks behaving like a child who got Twitter for Christmas and hasn't put the bloody thing down. Another proclamation, another dramatic warning, another Paisley "LITE" impression from the comfort of your armchair. Even Paisley occasionally stopped talking

Strip away the flags, the theatrical speeches and the enormous self-importance, and you're still a loyalist blogger with a background in picking up criminal convictions and despatching the odd taxi, not the commander-in-chief of unionism.

The irony is delicious. You're telling everyone this isn't political while treating Portadown like your own personal party conference.

And when the microphones are packed away, Twitter goes quiet, and the crowd goes home, you'll still be Jamie Bryson. The milk crate will be waiting outside City Hall, big fella

[SuzieWong 🌹🍄🌲🌳☀️☔ @SuzieWo20886208]

David Baddiel has said that not buying his latest children's book for Christmas could be classed as antisemitism.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

@macleod_aj Like you just did? Fuck off.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

The fucking state of this cunt.

[The Truth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 @KevinTheRanter]

Thank you @AlbaDefensor thank you @CraigHouston_ and most importantly thank you to the true patriots who turn up

Hiding away is no longer an option

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

@Colin86Scott @KevinTheRanter @AlbaDefensor @CraigHouston_ Not mental at all that most of the cunts that follow this fucking amoeba are fans of The Rangers 2012 Colin ya fucking roaster.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

He did mate. It went well.
200 morons out of 34000 voted for him.

[Inquisitor @Macragge_]

@CraigHouston_ Put yourself forward for election, Craig!

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Be 15 million by Halloween

[Noam Kikelstein @RabbiNoam]

9 million innocent Jews were systematically eradicated in the 1930’s & 40’s. I don’t want to hear another damn word about “white replacement,” or “Gaza genocide.”

You have no right to judge us.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

“Most devolved nation”. You mean region lads? You cunts don’t want to be a “nation”.

[Scottish Labour @ScottishLabour]

Scotland is the most devolved nation in the UK - yet one of the most centralised in Europe.

It’s time to change that and give our towns, cities, and communities more power over their own futures.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Lolz.

[abe @vanbar62]

@DanielJMath1 Shetland and Orkney and Rockall are all British they are not Scottish and it is very likely that they would vote against ever separating from Britain.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

@DamCou That’s terrible. You might need counselling after this stress. 😉

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Jesus fuckity fuck. We’ve now got the patriot tramp stamp.

[Paula London @misspaulalondon]

Just seen this tattoo on someone by a pool bar.

Now that’s patriotic. Good on him!

#LestWeForget

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history.

Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

Maybe you should focus on what your VP’s real name is.