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@DoorDash and Chic Fil A,
$30 for a sandwich meal. Who the fuck do you think you are? This is criminal

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"Goedert status changed from questionable to COVID-19"

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Announcer: TOUCHDOWN Tremble! His first NFL touchdown!

Tremble: *celebrates*

My friend: C'mon man, act like you've been there before.

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Has anyone else noticed there's about 7 Joneses? Jones'? Joni? in this Raiders Dolphins game?

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@dcoat24 Lol what the hell are they talking about? He's one of the goats.. but he could barely play himself in 8 Mile

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@dcoat24 No hell below us
Above us, only sky

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@dcoat24 I know it's been 20 years already, but there's an opportunity for a 9/11 joke that I will wisely JUMP away from

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This changes everything

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Tell your doctor if you’ve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common

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I can definitely get used to hearing Frank Sinatra every Vegas home game #RaiderNation

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If there was ever one actor to bring justice to young Indiana Jones, it is without a doubt, River Phoenix

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When life hands you lemons.. just say fuck the lemons and bail
- Kunu

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Genndy Tartakovsky, you’ve done it again 🐐🦖

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People really out here thinking they’re talented after lip syncing popular TikToks??

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Maybe I’m just starving, but the McDouble that’s been festering in my backpack for the past 25 minutes in the baking sun is one of the best McDoubles I’ve had in a while. And I’ve had a lot of McDoubles

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Why does mustard only come out watery when you forget to do a test squirt in the sink?

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When the going gets tough, very politely put in your 2 weeks notice

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Watching the food network is like watching porn without jerking off. I don’t get it

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@WeekendBill Take it easy, Dumbledore