Daniel

[Daniel @danielkearns99]

I asked somebody what a mutual friend was doing this summer and he said “idk some liberal bullshit.”

My friend is tutoring impoverished children.

[Daniel @danielkearns99]

Things I’ve successfully convinced Yale students North Dakota doesn’t have:

Walmart
McDonalds
State laws
People (this ones kinda true)
Schools
Indoor plumbing
Normal pets (we really likes our raccoons)
Snow
A tree

[Daniel @danielkearns99]

@shailahstrand13 If you’re 8th grade me, crown 👑

[Daniel @danielkearns99]

I’d just like everyone back home that always made fun of how I talked to know that everyone here thinks that my stupid way of speaking is a North Dakotan accent

They think you sound as stupid as me, and that’s the best revenge I can think of

[Daniel @danielkearns99]

@sarab0urne @madifxssum November 17th I’ll make sure you can’t forget it 🥇🔜

[Daniel @danielkearns99]

my fam decided to fly out for family weekend and it just happens to be my little sister’s bday that day😭

[Daniel @danielkearns99]

@FrostyNDWW my invite must've got lost in the mail?