Daniel Kenitz

Author, freelance writer. Debut thriller "THE PERFECT HOME" out now! Scribner Jan '25 • Rep'd by @RGerberAgent

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@kaleighf I used to buy "Writer's Market" books and while they were helpful, eventually you could just look up agents and literary magazines online

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I nominate "The Secret of My Success" as the most 80s movie ever.

—Michael J. Fox
—Manhattan
—Fixated on corporate success
—Synth-heavy soundtrack
—"Oh Yeah" by Yello
—1987 release date, at which point the distinct 80s style was clear

Honorable mention: "Cocktail"

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@kaleighf It's "quietly" infecting 50% of tweets, lol

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Me defending an obvious spelling error

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How cool writing teachers feel after dropping "show don't tell" for the 5,129th time

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"Alexa play the Star Wars cantina band song. Yes, again"

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@vickyweberbooks I do this. Sometimes I'm be surprised at the little comments you would have forgotten otherwise.

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I suspect no one will ever know:

[Natasha Carter @NatashaCL7]

Honestly, I’m a 41 year-old published author of three novels, and I still don’t know if it’s gray or grey.

Okay? 🤷‍♀️🤣

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Trust your readers, Avril Lavigne agrees

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@byMorganWright ...and then still occasionally failing at that

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Note: If you meet James Bond, do not set him up for puns like this

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@kaleighf Happy birthday! 🎂

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It even happens to Jane Austen:

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Feb 2, celebrating one of the greatest movie premises of all time:

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@SDDonovan "I want to write a book"
—More than most people
"I finished a book"
—More than most people
"I submitted my book to agents/publishers"
—More than most people

Agree! Writers get too down on themselves

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Writers apologizing for something their characters say

https://t.co/7C3ziQBzfC

[lady margot @lambilism]

this is frying me

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@SDDonovan Reminds me of how George RR Martin came up with "A Song of Ice and Fire" from that early Bran scene with the summer snows. In fact I think he said that the phrase "summer snows" was the thing he couldn't get out of his head.

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Greetings from Michigania

https://t.co/8f3ZOt8li3

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

Thomas Jefferson’s proposed division of western U.S. territory into states, ca. 1784.

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Anchoring is a powerful psychological phenomenon. It's what makes me hear single digit-weather and think: "Ah, above zero. Nice."

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Gotta say, having a giant sphere moon has raised my standards for what counts as a moon

https://t.co/na8IFe7TiG

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: NASA has confirmed that Earth will temporarily have a "second moon".

This asteroid, designated 2025-PN7, poses no threat to the planet and will remain in orbit until approximately 2083.