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[Kenton Trautvetter @danielkenton]

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[constans @constans]

Amazing things are happening on X, the everything app

[jisoo thee targaryen stallion @angeItit]

girl it’s the met gala we really don’t give a fuck

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Guess I won’t be heading to the cottage after all—but it was worth a shot! What a wonderful evening supporting @LGBTCenterNYC 💕

[culture @notgwendalupe]

iconic

[Jolina Jasmine @JolinaJasmine]

Benson Boone is a homosexual, correct?

Not like a homosexual in the Harry Styles sense, but a homosexual in the Lance Bass sense.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

This is fucking great. Go Pete.

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

Judge dismisses a homophobic father’s lawsuit against his son , assuring him there is absolutely nothing wrong with him for being gay.

[َ @ilyaarozanovs]

the concept of meeting your rival’s parents and the first thing you ever say to them is calling their son and you “lovers”

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

Stephen Colbert: Most used app on your phone?
Meryl Streep: Podcast
Stephen Colbert: One more time with the gesture please

Her innocence is too funny 😂

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

he’s watching the love of his life achieve his dream and he can’t tell a single person in the entire goddamn world. pls excuse me while i go scream.

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

A California artist created a massive 600ft mural on a overpass that comes to life when you drive past it https://t.co/3zhQLRoWhq

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Question: “If you guys were a mad scientist, if you were in your own lab, what would you create?”

Mia Goth: “A pill that gives you 12 hours of sleep every night.”

Jacob: “It’s called Xanax.”

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

A guy's telling his cows he can't get the well to work, but someone will be there in an hour to fix it, they're all listening as they understand 🐄

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

I had a bad feeling about this

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

The thumbs down is so much funnier than a middle finger

[Glinert 🇺🇸 🏭 @StevenGlinert]

my wife and I did an oregon roadtrip several years ago and it is basically "what if we made the california coast creepy"

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Hillary Clinton finding out Lauren Boebert is posting photos of her testimony: "If you guys are doing that, I am done. You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. this is just typical behavior... We all are abiding by the same rules."

Boebert: "I... I will take that down."

[Joey Knish @JoeyKnish22]

Seriously. I can’t tell if we’ve destroyed Iran. Or they’re having a successful counter attack. None of it in chronological order. Half the For You tweets about it from random aggregator accounts trying to make $4. None of it verified. Add in grok + AI slop. Shit show.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 NEW: Hillary Clinton clashed with Czech Deputy PM Petr Macinka after he defended Trump as “responding” to policies that went “too far” — attacking “cancel culture,” climate action, and LGBTQ rights, and insisting there are “only two genders.”

He even argued that while Ukrainians are dying for freedom, “this is what the West focuses on.”

Clinton shut it down.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes