Dan-yell🥀

I have an insane calling to be where I am not. ✈️

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

Sooo many engagements. Sooo many babies. And I’m over here like what should I eat for my next meal?

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

Does anyone actually do a job at @Expedia / @ExpediaHelp !? I am having the worst experience ever trying to get someone to help me get a new flight home after the airline cancelled one of my layover flights home 😡

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

Going on almost a week of dealing with @Expedia not giving me a new flight for my canceled one 😡 I leave in 30 days, I need to get back home.

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

mentally I’m here
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[juan @wanrowdy67]

Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

Me: I have a bug bite.
Ricky: What would you like to do about it?
Me: uhh.. itch it until it bleeds..?
Ricky: okay, well I can’t help with that so have fun.

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

I can’t believe we made this in 2017 and in 2022 we still have to remind people what healthcare is… reproductive care IS healthcare. #BansOffOurBodies

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

Told I asked my practicum supervisor if there is a script for calling clients because I don’t talk on the phone.. ever. He was very confused

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[Jack @GayLaVie]

CDC March 2020: DON’T TOUCH YOUR FACE!!!

CDC now: *takes long drag of cigarette* sure, whatever

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

@__madigan__ As someone that’s been over there, do it by car lol not the actual trail. But it’s beautiful!

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

@abbiracinehyde So my eyes looked like I kind of smoked a joint lol. Semi like pink eye symptoms without the junk. But they were really dry, red, itchy, and would go away after a few days without wearing them.

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

Did you know you can be allergic to contacts? Neither did I… until I found out I was allergic to them 😤

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Louie. He’s been catching flights while you’ve been catching feelings. 12/10 embarrassing for you

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

We should really normalize standing on one side of an escalator and leaving the other side open for people who want to walk up it like they do it Europe. Thanks for coming to me TedTalk.

[Sok-It @javasok]

On all levels but physical this is me

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

Just finished watching BoJack Horsemen and now I’m having an existential crisis.

[Dan-yell🥀 @danielle20_12]

@andiepandie4 @vivienneruth18 😂😂😂😂 my library is always open to you ;)