danielle

FSU

[semi-metal alchemist @plantbboi]

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

[Mabintou @mabintou]

The body you want? Achievable with discipline. The career you want? Achievable with discipline. The life you want achievable with discipline. That car you want? Achievable with discipline.

[Amina @ahahamina]

at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

[efowlz @efowlz]

i mean i’m no love expert but i’m pretty sure the dude making u cry every day isn’t ur soulmate

[Miss Rose @therosegawden]

Me: I’m tir-
An adult I didn’t ask: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD 8 JOBS, 11 kids, I was double majoring in Math and Med and DJ-ing at the disco every weekend! I never even took a nap until I was 26, girl catch up!

[Maddoe @maddoemason]

Excuse me, snapped??? This woman has been fine as hell every day of her life this is nothing new.

[VALENCIA. @thevalenciagaa]

Imagine where you could be by January 2019. Now do the work.

[brett @cowboylikebrett]

packing for college is hard like ok I haven't worn this t-shirt since 4th grade field day but like what if I need it!???!?

[Alex Godinez @BreezyAlex_]

Making someone laugh after they've just finished crying is one of the most beautiful things to ever exist.

[milk @milkinhisbag]

Whenever I’m outside Maddie never lets me go unsupervised. Here’s proof

[JSTJosh Ⓥ @JoshJST]

server: “HI, my name is-“

me, closing my menu: