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[efowlz @efowlz]

i mean i’m no love expert but i’m pretty sure the dude making u cry every day isn’t ur soulmate

[Jupiter Hammerheads @GoHammerheads]

Spoke it into existence! #HammerTime

[Billy @_billyreid]

Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake*

Me: "Pathetic"

[Circe @vocalcry]

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

[Tobias Ryan @TobiasvRyan]

the dream

[Chelsea Daley @chelsea_daley]

“You made that on canva?!”
Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

[Shooter Hunt @ShooterHunt]

‘𝟚𝟜 𝕊𝕊 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕟 (𝔸𝕃)

The #3️⃣ shortstop in the class maintains one of the sweeter strokes in the country w/ a stronger frame. 💪 1st round status…

Astronomical rise since a breakout performance @prepbaseball Future Games…

#MLBDraft || @PBR_DraftHQ

[Prep Baseball Alabama @PrepBaseballAL]

.@AlabamaBSB recruit & ‘24 SS Carter Johnson (@CarterReed24; @OldGoldBB) squaring it up here on his lone two swings of the day so far.

Real selective from the left side today using a professional approach in the two-hole.

1-for-2, 1B, RBI, HBP, IBB & lined out to CF in first at-bat.

No. 1️⃣ prospect in the 2024 class in Alabama.

#ALHS24 // #MLBDraft

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[hugh jass @Joshwashswag]

ONE CHICKEN FOR WILLY

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

She’s your girl but yes you still have to ask her to be your valentine bro

[Robbie Graham 🦍 @RGIV22]

I love queuing up songs and then forgetting I did until it comes on.. a happy little surprise

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me to a friend I haven't seen since high school: Hey man how have you been? Are you still into AP English?

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

if your boyfriend wears size medium that's your girlfriend

[clare @sadderlizards]

wow you’re gorgeous. let me guess, anxious attachment style?

[grace @myyylover]

me to every single girl from my high school that has taylor swift as their top artist on spotify wrapped

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

“ok, next slide”

[clare @sadderlizards]

how it feels to leave the house after 5pm

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

i do believe that bears are dangerous and anyone who thinks they can get close to one is very stupid. but i also think i am different and the bear would sense my loving spirit