Danielle P ❥

→ My life has pretty much been just constantly putting more cheese on everything for the past 24 years.

[Danielle P ❥ @danielleP99]

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also want to have a good day and be in a good mood... Do you see my problem?

[Danielle P ❥ @danielleP99]

@DawnPriesgen @Mr_Meowwwgi @ally_burg Omg hahahahaahahaha

[Shams🐦‍🔥Tabrïz @Boii_McCoy]

I love people with beautiful energy, the type that doesn’t drain you and can instantly put you in a better mood just by being around them. It’s rare, and I cherish it.

[Danielle P ❥ @danielleP99]

My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting.

[Danielle P ❥ @danielleP99]

@CaucasianJames Oh 😂😂😂

[Tom Munns @TomMunns1]

I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FALL!

*chucks razor out the window*

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

Okay ladies now let’s get into sweatpants

[Ash @EmberToAsh]

I do my part to fight global warming by being cold to everyone around me

[Danielle P ❥ @danielleP99]

At some point you have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.

[🎊Cuntry Omega Slick Afficianado🎊 @fuk0to]

Overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone “I married a stale ham sandwich of a human” and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult

[Danielle P ❥ @danielleP99]

My fondest childhood memory is thinking that $100 is a lot of money.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Trace her thighs with a donut.

Hungry bitches love that.

[Danielle P ❥ @danielleP99]

@DawnPriesgen Remember when you made fun of me for tweeting this like 5 years ago

[L(assitude) @lmwortho]

If you’re always changing depending on who’s around, you don’t know you.

[Danielle P ❥ @danielleP99]

I just need a quick 20 minute to 2 year nap