Danielle Biber

Life is just one big SNL skit

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

Thank you for being my teacher, mentor, and inspiration for 15 years❤️

[The Daily Buffett @DailyBuffettX]

So when the journеy gets long

Just know that you are loved

Thеre is light up above

And the joy is always enough…

Bubbles Up🫧🫧🫧

[⚓️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️Spicy🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️⚓️ @SpicyMcCall44]

Can't you feel 'em circling, honey? (Ooh-ooh)
Can't you feel 'em schoolin' around?
You got fins to the left, fins to the right
And you're the only bait in town
You got fins to the left, fins to the right
And you're the only girl in town

[⚓️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️Spicy🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️⚓️ @SpicyMcCall44]

Hear me out……

[Todd Owyoung @toddowyoung]

"How's it going?"

Me:

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

If there’s ever a day you tell me I can’t go to a concert with my dad, I don’t want it

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Reminder that Jimmy Buffet had 0.5 seconds of screen time in "Jurassic World" and knew exactly how to use it.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

The order of me checking the power outage map: 1. My grandmas houses 2. The bar

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

In Pennsylvania again. There’s no Wawa within 122 miles, I haven’t seen a single grocery store for Tastykakes, and I haven’t seen Gritty. Please someone help

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

Idk who needs to hear this but FLIRT WITH YOUR DRY CLEANER

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

August 31st September 1st

[chase @cheports]

Why is 6 gagged?

Because 7 8

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

I’ve just been given the nickname “the machine” at work. I finally made it guys😂

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

If you never ask, you’ll never know if you’re in the presence of a certified forklift operator

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

When they play your song at the bar>>>

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

Damn life really hits you with that Uno reverse huh?

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

I had to find out about this during a billing meeting what the fuck

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

That man called into Nappy Boy Radio with his life in shambles on the brink of divorce and T Pain said I got exactly what you need….. my new song with Chris Brown

[Danielle Biber @danielle_dcb]

I am in my Monopoly money era