Danielle

Elliott’s Momma•Dental Hygienist•Lexington•

[Danielle @danielle_france]

I can’t even with this Jeff Bezos (Austin Powers) rocket.

[Danielle @danielle_france]

I hate that this “Fancy Like” song is my guilty pleasure right now.

[Danielle @danielle_france]

Y’all this red Wiggle loves a pelvic thrust. #momlife

[Danielle @danielle_france]

Just opened the door and made stink eye contact with my neighbor, who is ALREADY mowing his yard. Means ours will have to be next 😒

[Danielle @danielle_france]

This Baby Shark commercial says “Baby Shark is the most famous shark. Umm how about Jaws?

[Danielle @danielle_france]

@kmstepp can we talk about those teeth in that Steve-O post please?

[Danielle @danielle_france]

My pt told me I needed to make a TikTok teaching how to floss and I don’t know if I’ve ever felt cooler.

[Danielle @danielle_france]

Watched Dazed & Confused for the first time today and that’s how y’all are dressing now.

[Danielle @danielle_france]

Watched Midsommar tonight. Might be one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen besides that Justin long walrus movie.

[Danielle @danielle_france]

Said restaurants manager says they have a mask policy, but no hair/beard net policy.

[Danielle @danielle_france]

I probably wouldn’t have cared so much, but the guy was also not wearing a beard net and waving it over my pizza. I’m serious about my pizza.

[Danielle @danielle_france]

Reporting restaurants for not wearing masks is the new “get off my lawn” and I’m the old Granny. #sorrynotsorry

[Kayla Stepp @kmstepp]

Videos of people slipping on ice are top tier comedy that I will never grow tired of

[Danielle @danielle_france]

My child has lost the remote, so not only are we stuck at home, but with Mickey Mouse clubhouse on ALL day. Sounds like every other day. #toddlerlife

[Danielle @danielle_france]

Nothing better than knowing my parents power has been out all day, and no way to get in contact with them. #anxietycentral

[Danielle @danielle_france]

If anyone was wondering, Total Wine is closed for the night.

[Danielle @danielle_france]

If anyone was wondering what I’d look like with a middle part, MMMBOP

[Danielle @danielle_france]

@EvanHaddix I can’t deal with you

[Danielle @danielle_france]

So what other type of jeans are there besides skinny jeans? 😂 also using that emoji

[Danielle @danielle_france]

Over here making plans to go to Hobby Lobby tomorrow. Then I remembered 😒